Nick

Not as think as I funny I am. IG: nick.c.rivera

[Nick @Vera_Luck]

Things I found under my couch this week from my 4yo:
- yellow m&m
- boston baked bean
- AppleTV remote (real reason I was looking)
- 10 euro cent
- a hand
- for those in the back that didn’t hear: A HAND
- her homemade necklace from the 4th of July party
- baby shark mat

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@Apples1357 *Nick My Friend*

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Sounds Food

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Who gave me a platform, like seriously

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Dennis Quaid as a main character in Parent trap is still hilarious…like seriously hilarious

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Sydney Sweeney’s okay too

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Haven’t tweeted in a while, but I’m okay breaking it to say “Anyone But You” is not worthy of the criticism I’ve heard of it. Also, Glen Powell…god I love and hate the characters he plays

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I’ll probably end up marrying a Hoboken girl

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Like if it makes sense

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(Please read this in a maybe British/Scandinavian accent) One of ma greatist weaknesses is if I’ve add a tad bit ove al cohol an sum1 comes an toolks to me wit an axent, I adopt that axent like I was bawrn and raised wit it, because that’s how it was vocalized in me ed

[Nick @Vera_Luck]

(Please read this in a maybe British/Scandinavian accent) One of ma greatist weaknesses is if I’ve add a tad bit ove al cohol an sum1 comes an toolks to me wit an axent, I adopt that axent like I was bawrn and raised wit it, because that’s how it was vocalized in me ed

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Ellie: who is that (in reference to Padme)
Me: that’s Natalie Portman, most people don’t even realize she’s in Star Wars
Ellie: who is Natalie Purple
Me: Padme
Ellie: I miss baby yoda

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Ellie: who is that (pointing to Anakin Skywalker)
Me (in my head, in an Arnold Schwarzeneggar voice): Jamie!!
Me: it’s Anakin Skywalker

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Ellie: who is that (pointing to Anakin Skywalker)
Me (in my head, in an Arnold Schwarzeneggar voice): Jamie!!
Me: it’s Anakin Skywalker

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I finally got my 3, almost 4, year old to watch Star Wars, she put down YouTube to watch in fact, but Lucas Films/Disney should really provide us parents with a script to answer all of the “why” and “who is that” questions.

[Nick @Vera_Luck]

I finally got my 3, almost 4, year old to watch Star Wars, she put down YouTube to watch in fact, but Lucas Films/Disney should really provide us parents with a script to answer all of the “why” and “who is that” questions.

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Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot how this works. Dear Santa, please see the below tweet…or X…what the fuck do we call it now-a-days? Is it still a tweet?

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How much are we asking to get a popcorn setting on the microwave that actually pops our popcorn???

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How much are we asking to get a popcorn setting on the microwave that actually pops our popcorn???

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I used to think Gordon Ramsey slightly exaggerated a bit on his reviews, but then I ate dinner at this place in Manhattan, a packed place, and gagged on my first bite. I didn’t believe a place like this could serve food like that, until tonight

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I’m sorry, but I want to know what kind fairy games Apple is playing and how come all week as I’ve tried to open my calculator app I’ve somehow opened my clock app. And then when I go to open my “clock”app I get a denial for meeting lol

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Overheard: “So you guys know how I’ve been doing CrossFit?”

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Are people getting COVID anymore or is that like so 2020?

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I think there was a girl next to me trying to talk to me but I ignored her to tweet to my 4 fans and now she’s gone, I just hope you all appreciate my commitment to the bit

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Listen, I’m for saving the planet. But until Toyota makes the Prius a more comfortable ride I’m cancelling that Uber and calling another