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@benfowlkesMMA Any truth to the rumour that Rousey ended her relationship with Schaub because she also finished him in less than 16 seconds?

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"FAA bans U.S. airlines from flying to or from Israel's Ben Gurion Airport for up to 24 hours after rocket lands nearby." via @yrg

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Seen my exclusive interview w @SpiderAnderson yet? He lets everybody know when he wants to return to #UFC's octagon http://t.co/ahmO3iNmqZ

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44 yr old fetus in 84 yr old woman where you ask? brazil! http://t.co/BKaHamlC0Q @sonnench weird shit over there, have a laugh

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@benfowlkesMMA @hotstink blatant ploy for Cialis sponsorship

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@MMAFighting nah. I'm good.

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@MiddleEasy if there was anyone who wasn't going to look their opponent in the eye, you'd think it'd be Makdessi #lazyeyejoke

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Like every Segal movie, that fight went on way too long

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@CrooklynMMA I had it a split decision on all 3 of my score cards

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Acczxds #b"

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@Darr3nlee I have no money. Only donuts.

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@JayOnrait it has a mustache?

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@benfowlkesmma Mon-fucking-tana http://t.co/F7HdyHUQxl

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@TheNotoriousMMA has your beard ever taken PED's? #asknotorious

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@JayOnrait

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@danawhite @KevinI I think he means Brazil is shady - because of all its palm trees and awnings

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The Korean Zombie didnt even attack... did Jose Aldo inject himself with a deadly pathogen to save the world?!

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@MMAjunkieDann entire win bonus blown on mustache wax

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@FrontRowBrian @RyanLoco Rampage then awkwardly dry humps Jenna in post fight interview