Inigo Figuracion

Editor of Verbally Absurd, the Tumblr blog of absurd and entertaining quotes. Creative director, musician, and non-activist.

[Inigo Figuracion @VerballyAbsurd]

@SDSheriff @CALFIRESANDIEGO @SanDiegoCounty @211SD @SDGE @sdhumane @CHP_El_Cajon @NWSSanDiego @SoCal_RedCross @SDSORSD Is there an evacuation site for the Steele fire #steelefire

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@sdutKevinAcee Thanks @sdutKevinAcee for the great reporting during the most disappointing and confounding seasons ever. You never shied away from asking the tough questions. Well done!

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@sdutKevinAcee Thanks for the brave article. It helps shed light on this baffling and disappointing season. Especially with The Athletic story on the heels of yours. Great journalism.

[Inigo Figuracion @VerballyAbsurd]

In case you missed this @sdutCanepa The ultimate gate-crasher reaches the end of the line https://t.co/MdtSI6Y985

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

I will never ask you for a donation.

I will always ask you for a RETWEET.

#SubpoenaGinniThomas

[sammy kay @sammykaynj]

This is pretty wild. Strummers thoughts on Springsteen.

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@georgevarga @thebeatles @rockhall @billyjoel @NancyWilson @PatMetheny @NathanEast @BishSongs @swamijohnreis Nice article @georgevarga! Made me anticipate the series even more.

[Ben Meiselas @meiselasb]

So @DanCrenshawTX does not want you to retweet this video about the Hyatt 15,000 times!

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@NPRinskeep @BenSasse @MorningEdition @NPR Thank you @NPRinskeep for the tough questioning. Fealty is the perfect word to use. The local GOPs are in a sad state of fealty.

[🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🕉Stevie Van Zandt☮️💙 @StevieVanZandt]

How great would it be right now if Schumer stood up and said ENOUGH! YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT YOU LOWLIFE FUCKING COWARD HYPOCRITE SCUMBAG! HOW DARE YOU PRETEND TO REPRESENT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OR JUSTICE OR LAW AND ORDER. YOU SHOULD RESIGN TODAY YOU COCKROACH FUCK!

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Sharpiegate. Michigan Man of the Year. Deadly nonsense about the virus and the election. The smearing of Ilhan Omar. The burly crying men. Windmill cancer. Veterans Choice.

The most notable lies of the Trump presidency, and what they tell us about him: https://t.co/vzYC1Cajoe

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

Wow.

Senator Mitch McConnell has told associates that he believes President Trump committed impeachable offenses and that he is pleased that Democrats are moving to impeach him, per NYT.

https://t.co/EfmhEl6eX7

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@jack

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Your move, @jack

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

NEW VIDEO: #CountryOverTrump VOLUME UP!

Over 120 Republican traitors in Congress will gather on Wednesday to try and tear down this country.

This video shows what they will really be standing for.

Please share and help us get 15,000 retweets today!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

If $2000 checks sound like too much, please ruminate on the fact that Jeff Bezos makes $2800 every second.

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@Olivianuzzi Damn! This is one entertaining piece of journalism. The fact that it’s real makes it as sad as it is laughable. Well done @Olivianuzzi!

[Former Congresswoman Val Demings @RepValDemings]

It’s interesting to watch my GOP colleagues who refused to wear a mask or practice social distancing, and who attended “super spreader” events, jump in line to get vaccinated. Shameless.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

📺 NEW VIDEO

If you are ready to win two Senate seats in Georgia help us get 15,000 retweets in the next two hours. Watch, retweet and share far and wide! #GrinchesOfGeorgia

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Any deals on this awesome #DiaperDon set today?