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[User @VerdantGrasses]

Just woke up American... harsh light of day

[User @VerdantGrasses]

Long of Toad and Short of Wool

[michelle @ludlowtweet]

John Lennon looks like an English peasant from the 1400 hundreds LOL LOVE HIM

[User @VerdantGrasses]

My Dentures Ain't Worth a Dime

[User @VerdantGrasses]

My CIA codename is "Six Points of Eternal Light"

[User @VerdantGrasses]

please, please do not cast your gaze upon me with the Euphratean stare...

[User @VerdantGrasses]

I don't need your Money. I don't need your charity. I just need a sliver of pure hope. Okay?

[User @VerdantGrasses]

Just like the ghost that says "Boo!," your time's up. You're latent.

[User @VerdantGrasses]

Alvin Ailey and the Chipmunks

[User @VerdantGrasses]

Wearing my "I'd Rather Be Listening to the Rubinoos" T-shirt to the club and then getting exterminated from the club. Say la vee.

[User @VerdantGrasses]

@Alekce Thought I'd never see this again. Rest in peace, allofthetrash. https://t.co/v4uXlmus68

[User @VerdantGrasses]

I've had many lovers in my life. My mother, father, and siblings—they were all my lovers, because they loved me.

[User @VerdantGrasses]

You screamed when I pointed a gun at you.

[User @VerdantGrasses]

Your screaming ass just got robbed.

[User @VerdantGrasses]

I just spoke to Richard the Ribald, and good news to be had: Your humour column is lousy with lasciviousness!

[User @VerdantGrasses]

It’s easy for YOU to DIE.

[User @VerdantGrasses]

@earthdistance Mmm, yes... Laborious... Laboratorious... cooked in the lab... Saucier sweet the sweetist meats

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[User @VerdantGrasses]

Negating Time, I Am Horseshit, I Am Horseshit 5

[User @VerdantGrasses]

Don't go for those New York lawyers—they're the most overpriced lawyers in town!

[User @VerdantGrasses]

Adam Smith never wrote the Theory of PERVERSE Moral Sentiments 😂😝