Verlin Henderson

Bootstrapping @GoVuoHQ, still on the 9-5 grind. Former CTO, ExceptionALLY (YC S18). Dad, Nerd, Foodie, ACC Basketball Fan, in that order.

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@finalmixture @EdLudlow All available evidence suggests that he would, in fact, FaceTime his kid in a theater.

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Kristi Noem losing $3000 cash and a bunch of blank checks in a stolen purse is proof positive that plastic surgery works because I had no idea that she was such a fucking Boomer. I hope the thief didn't make off with all her butterscotch disks and Pall Malls.

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Can’t fucking wait for next year’s Kennedy Center Honors Ceremony for Lee Greenwood featuring Jason Aldean, Larry The Cable Guy & Florida Georgia Line.

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747 can still win if Mike Pence has the courage. #FatBearWeek

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Only Gen X kids will get this...

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Looking Springfield tasty rn ngl

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@HSI_TV @anothercohen Pretty sure it's a pretty intense combination of stimulants and anabolics.

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Bob Newhart died today. If he were to call us on the phone from heaven, I think it would sound a little something like this...

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Look, hear me out. I'm not saying we don't use the time machine to kill baby Hitler, I'm just saying that on the way back we should also stop and kill baby Arthur Laffer.

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Donald Trump was convicted on thirty-four felony counts in a Manhattan courtroom yesterday and now faces up to four years in prison. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden. I'm Michael Barbaro, and this is The Daily from The New York Times.

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34 + 12 > 45

Simple math.

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Today's @nytimes piece on @RobertKennedyJr includes the revelation of his battle with brain-eating parasitic worms. In response, Donald Trump put aside their political differences and put brain-eating parasitic worms on his shortlist for vice-president, replacing @GovKristiNoem.

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Fellas, I can't help but think that part of why we're losing to the bears is that never in the course of human history has a man popped out of the woods to remind a woman she needs more fabric softener. #manvsbear

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@thomasschulzz Is this a one-off hack or a prototype for mass production? Do you really need clicker range (down the block) or would Bluetooth (across the room) suffice? If it's the latter, you might consider using a Pi Zero W. Happy to discuss a similar project I did a few years back. PM me.

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@alexfmac Of course, each dollar of your billions represents about 200 or so people that smoking killed during the century your wealth was rolling up, so there is that.

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@alexfmac (At least according to my back of the envelope calculations, which turn your 1% of Philip Morris Ltd. Inc. around 1920 or so into 1% of Altria and Philip Morris International today, and invest a presumed 5% annual dividend into a basket of stocks returning about 7.5% a year.)

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Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

#SeductiveSunday