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[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

white boy summer has been extended another 6 weeks

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

Jammed my ahh to Cancun 😂

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMFAOOOOO somebody getting fired today

[KalebBurgh Steelers @SteelersWin109]

Tomorrow is the second biggest January 6th of Mason’s life

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

We lost America the moment people quit smoking Marlboro Reds and started vaping Strawberry Cheesecake.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

When I was in school, we read The Great Gatsby… Nowadays it seems to me, that these days in school, students in school these days are more concerned with where the great gyatts be

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Let’s fucking go is white peoples allahu akbar

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

We already got 49ers/Ravens next week bro

[TweetMan @VersaceAnaconda]

Targeted marketing @Browns #browns #watson #superbowl #szn

[Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420]

We’re about to invade the Middle East so hard

[TweetMan @VersaceAnaconda]

@Canada @JustinTrudeau get your shit together

[TweetMan @VersaceAnaconda]

The existence of daylight savings is criminal considering the invention of electricity

[TweetMan @VersaceAnaconda]

@KingCharles_ What about a high power toaster oven?

[TweetMan @VersaceAnaconda]

I will never understand what the difference is between an air fryer and a mini oven

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This is why u keep Jackson Mahomes around with his quick twitch tiktok muscles. Its leg harvesting time

[TweetMan @VersaceAnaconda]

To follow up on my “Damp January” tweet, mocktails should not exist. Drink a coffee or something

[TweetMan @VersaceAnaconda]

“Damp January” is the worst thing I’ve ever heard

[TweetMan @VersaceAnaconda]

@Boy76918601

[TweetMan @VersaceAnaconda]

Pesto and peanut butter are low key cousins #damn

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Do NOT Let This Guy And His Costco Card Anywhere Near Your Girl https://t.co/xxEOXn9l4j