Bryon

🇺🇸 Javascript nerd, Site Reliability, Observability and monitoring for a metric ton of traffic Tesla owner and fan

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@DesertCybeast Brooo

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@MobofJoggers @GrayMatter_NEO I think you mean Tesla Cybertruck kills unarmed pilot

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@RimaSukhadia @MobofJoggers lol I’m just giving you a hard time. I have a chronic software fixing problem.

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@RimaSukhadia @MobofJoggers Well if you break it you better fix it, right?

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@RimaSukhadia @MobofJoggers What did the software do to you? 🤯

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@RimaSukhadia @MobofJoggers How dare you 👿

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@davepl1968 can you please add the power LED

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@wholemars I want it to back into my driveway and pull into the turn lane to turn into my street

[Akash @kaaaash____]

Be honest,

Why is every software engineer’s backup plan always farming?

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@feross @hasante_ Does this honor npm registries like corporate artifactories?

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@DesertCybeast @cursor_ai IT, have you tried to turn it off and then back on?

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@DesertCybeast It’s kinda silly that people still do that manually. Like wtf

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@amy787 @_mm85 Also there’s likely a language barrier 😬

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@DesertCybeast Good choice!

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@WR4NYGov I’m pretty sure I’ve heard something in line with this at some point.

[Flux Charts @FluxCharts]

ACQUISITION:
Elon Musk is reportedly in talks to purchase Spirit Airlines.

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@dhh If you make CDs please distribute them at only Pizza Huts and public libraries.

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@WR4NYGov Well I can confirm it wasn’t me

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@WR4NYGov @bradsferguson Someone with a time horizon of half a year.

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@WR4NYGov @TeslaXplored As they accept more city area it exponentially increases the number of edge cases they need to handle. It’s safer to slowly add area with control, as the software improves. In the meantime the edge cases likely need to be manually “worked out” with some toil process.