el comico

25 going on 40

[el comico @VerticalWisco]

Are you fucking kidding me?? I can’t get high and go to Guitar Center anymore?????? Fuck dude

[Morganne MacDonald @MacMorganne]

@lilgelato666 @GovEvers Vertical, read the Order. It doesn't say "etc.", it has more than Tweet space to clearly cover all definitions. I'm done trying to read it for you. It's 16 pages & easy to read. BTW: There is no, "must get high & Go to Guitar Center" exclusion. Best of luck w/that Sir. Stay well.

[“paula” @paularambles]

there’s this guy on tiktok who video calls chatgpt, shows it objects, asks “how much gram,” then weighs them, and if chatgpt is wrong he puts his phone in the fridge where chatgpt is forced to chat with the condiments. roko’s basilisk is definitely making a note of this man.

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Smoking is actually okay for you!!

[el comico @VerticalWisco]

Got high and forgot how to talk to girls

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

TYLER TIME

[Nostos @NostosLit]

On this day in 1949, Albert Camus wrote one of the most romantic letters ever

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

The male experience has stayed the exact same for the past 200 years

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Steinbeck, this is actually the key to life

[el comico @VerticalWisco]

A week ago was a good time to buy Japanese pants

[el comico @VerticalWisco]

Making porno on a folding phone
Just redefined a centerfold

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Good Morning.

[alyssa @alyssaraetho]

Barbenheimer is out, Johndrick Lamisty is in

[Paul Heaston @paulheaston]

camper van behind the Taco Bell

[Eleonora @iocivedo]

they forgot to come and get me

[el comico @VerticalWisco]

@BigSchra @kyleayyyy He’s a G

[el comico @VerticalWisco]

@asvpxrocky Jessica Pratt was an amazing choice for a feature. Big up on that.

[el comico @VerticalWisco]

@EnDy_109 @nujabeenjoyer @StreetNightLive Which are a copy of the original German Army Trainer first produced by Puma lol. It’s literally a shoe made for military PE it’s hard to attribute the design to any one specific company. 😁

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

when u pull a shorty in public no dating apps

[RaisorBlade @BladeRaisor]

We are so Trumped... It's never been more Joever... We're fucked...