Fake Al Davis

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

I thought Carl Reiner was hosting Tom Brady’s roast?

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Peyton Manning is no Dick Cavett

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I’m glad I’m missing this

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

“Bruce Allen is gone” — people with a less evolved notion of power than Bruce Allen

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Ang Lee thought CATS looked good

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

George Allen giving out amphetamines like chiclets, fine. Jay Gruden smoking a marihuana cigarette, not fine.

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

@richeisen where is the oral history re— the @normmacdonald ESPYs?

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Bob Ley > Ben Vereen

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

You can get plenty of those howdy-doody Bill Polian newsboy caps today, that’s for sure

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Had Bill Callahan simply explained in 2004 he had the ability to balance a pen between his nose and upper lip, things might have worked out differently

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Maybe Alex Smith just has bad molar contact

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

David O. Selznick would an e appreciated Sean McVay, but also demanded he do a little heel-click after every win. Choices...

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

I think A STAR IS BORN looks mannered

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Nike should do something about all the problems

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Nobody gave more to the NFL than Pat Bowlen’s first wife

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Hue Jackson, that’s an intriguing name

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Snyder lost so much money on 6 Flags he took it down to 4

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

Rae Caruth is a monster.
Remember this.

[Sam Farmer @LATimesfarmer]

I offered my seatmate a piece of gum on my flight today. He wordlessly took three pieces.

Is that strange? I thought that was strange.

[Fake Al Davis @VeryFakeAlDavis]

The president of the United States is not a real Raider