Lwazi

#ManCity #FCB #OrlandoPirates
To suffer is to feel
To feel is to be human
To endure is to live

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Very large rectum

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

BREAKING: Man discovers the concept of a township

[Ernst Roets @ErnstRoets]

The South African government should do an experiment. Take one township and declare it a Special Economic Zone: Aggressive deregulation to make it as easy as possible to do business there with as little as possible government interference. See what happens...

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

If he does this I will find both Maresca and Gusto and kill them

[Sky Blues @SkyBluesXtra]

🚨🇫🇷 Manchester City are reportedly interested in Malo Gusto.

It remains unclear whether they will make an official approach during the January transfer window.

[via @talkSPORT]

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Is this nigga on drugs? He has to be gambling I refuse to believe a man who's been playing for a decade now is this retarded

[10 @_uwb4__]

أخطر لاعب في فرنسا

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Good shot windy day

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Nurse took man's blood pressure then asked him if he wanted to have sex with her and told him it would be good for his health, complaint alleges

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

I'm really curious what the cost per stroke ratio is here

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Nvidia wipes out $325,000,000,000.00 in market cap at the open.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/E1W3QbGYx1

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

There is a woman right now supporting a nigga AND his 3 kids while he cheats on her I promise they could find someone for you

[Nkay @carlella1]

Imagine trying to trick me into revealing classified information and you bring a man. 🫩

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

This is just a masterclass in why you don't ask questions you don't want the answers to

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Incredible. They'd rather make Anderson play two positions than make the bald man bench Fernandes.

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Noises coming from the #ManCity dressing room suggest Elliot Anderson is effectively being asked to operate as both a No6 and No8 when picked as the deepest midfielder, to join play high up the pitch.

That also relies on somebody covering. That somebody does not exist in this current setup, Enzo Fernandez always too high and wide elsewhere. When they lose duels as happened at the City Ground, @ManCity are not stable enough to recover.

Club analysts have sat with Anderson to go over video clips on how best to follow these instructions to the benefit of the team.

Read the full analysis from @Jack_Gaughan. ⤵️

https://t.co/G9vei52Ihq

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Maresca is operating under the assumption that this is Chelsea FC and he is Pep Guardiola. If we're not 1st and he's still insisting on this rubbish setup by Jan I want him gone.

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Semenyo was getting somewhat valid hate but at least he's still productive, his replacements have 0 goals between them

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Semenyo is not a bad player at all and idk why everyone acts like the second coming of Savinho

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Maybe Maresca wasn't even trying to sabotage Chelsea's season he's just that bad.

[x5 @Ariaty__]

Just because I’m a man don’t expect me to order no beer. Get me that strawberry daiquiri nigga

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

That one Donnarumma mistake to cost us the title race in Feb will have me hot

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Lol niggas still don't get that Action SA is just DA adjacent 😭

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

There are so many Ait-Nouri fans. I must assume they've never watched him play

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Source close to Rayan Ait-Nouri: "Everything is being done to try and leave this winter. The player remains highly regarded in England, and beyond. We need to find the best possible solution with #ManCity. He can’t stay in this situation where his talent is being wasted..." [via @lequipe/@Sport_Witness]

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

I tend to think a knee to the chest is less fatal than landing on your head and breaking your neck from like 1.5metres.
That guy was just really unlucky man 9.9/10 times someone gets kneed/kicked in the chest like that they walk away alive and well.

[vibe check analyst @roguecriticldn]

@gatsbynextdoor Yeah that’s not the same as running full speed and hitting someone with a flying knee🤯

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

Unacceptable!

[Null @Vhoyde]

DA supporters are funny man. When the DA fucks up, if they run your ward, they'll tell you that doesn't matter because they don't run the municipality, if they run your municipality, you'll be told they don't run the province, if they run the province, you'll be told they don't run the country. At this point, even if they ran the country, we'd be told they don't run the world lol

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

@FakeNightskin I'm not saying they're barbarians lol. The culture is diverse ik, but I'm just saying that it's not so unthinkable that Diana would make her costume like that.

[Lwazi @VeryLargeRectum]

I get what you're trying to say but the Amazons ARE warriors and Diana herself IS highly trained and grew up around that culture, even if isolated. It makes sense that she'd wear something warrior-like. I don't care for the Snyderverse but this costume is not bad at all.

[ルエル・ゴメス・バエス @reuelgomezbaez]

wonder woman’s whole origin is that she’s NOT a “warrior who’s seen centuries” of battle but rather comes from a literal paradise island who is then exposed to the horrors of total war and does her best to neutralize it and other conflicts