Very Rude Jokes

I do what i want. Tweet me your jokes and if they are good ill RT.

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“@KylieMuir: Fuck. I missed my 10K” atleast it wasn't a period

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Gives a new meaning to turtle soup

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One NBA locker room is gonna be really awkward next season #queer

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When a Victorias Secret commercial comes on the television, so do I...

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Fuck

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Every time me and the wife have sex, she does this awful thing with her tongue that really ruins the mood. She talks.

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A lot's gone wrong for me today. The first thing was my girlfriend got ran over by a bus. The second was I lost my job. . At the bus company

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#MentionAHoe @kimkardashian

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You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute, and I'm probably gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house tonight.

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My girlfriend recently told me she has breast cancer, during sex I told her she had ‘a killer pair of tits’. I’m now single again.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to use a condom? Dad.

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Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... like in a sandwich or something.

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I went to a premature ejaculation meeting last night, but no one was there. I guess I came too early.

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My girlfriend is like a good steak on the grill. Once it starts bleeding it's time to flip her over to the brown side.

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What's the difference between Anderson Cooper coming out and my son coming out?

Anderson Cooper is still alive...

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I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes.

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I can't believe Lou Gehrig's parents named him after a disease.

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The real crime of Auschwitz? Carbon emissions.