how do you make a resume when you’ve never had a job and you’ve never done extracurriculars and your GPA is under 3.0 and you have no workplace skills and you’re gay and lowkey ugly
"Wanna buy some strawberries?"
"N-no thanks. I'm looking for honey."
"Good luck. You'll need it."
"What do you mean. Why can't I see you. Where is everyone else?"