VeryTiwari

Bismil ka sandes hai, Lucknow se Lahore jaane wali train, jisme firangiyo ka paisa hai, usse hum Kakori me lootenge

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Lol

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Market gave him a red carpet welcome

[Yatin Mota @yatinmota]

Tuhin Kanta Pandey assumes charge as Sebi Chairman

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Rare Rabbit took the shirts from SRK's Don, and created it's entire clothing line

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Other Countries office bathrooms :
Male, Female, Other genders

Indian office bathrooms :
Male, Female, VP & above

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If batman was from Pune, he'd be Bruce Baner

[Janhavi @Janhawhy]

I took a cab from the Delhi airport to Chattarpur at 10:30 PM, but the driver deviated from the original route. My initial fare was ₹526, but I was charged ₹1550, with the destination mysteriously changed to Greater Noida. CRN8906197936

@Olacabs @ola_supports

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@Janhawhy Because it affects my skin..

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i mean, right..? She's teaching all of us self care

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tbh Shalini is a cutie

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@Janhawhy both are my favourite!

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tbh Shalini is a cutie

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Broking apps should introduce a feature of creating buckets / sub-portfolios.

You can classify your investments into different buckets - Edu, retirement etc. and should be able to see total investment, current value and IRR in each bucket seperately

@_groww
@zerodha

[VeryTiwari @VeryTiwari]

Common bollywood tropes 1 :

If a Bengali family is living in Delhi, the mom or dad has to be either an art teacher or an economics professor at delhi university

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Me writing dates..

15-Jan-2024

15-Apr-2024

15-Jul(jab 3 letters likh diye hai, ab ek hi extra letter hai, full name likh hi deta hu)y-2024

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Idea for a greeting card for divorce.. that says "waqt aa gaya hai ab iss rishtedari ko dosti me badalne ka"

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@myntra bro pls add a filter called "No Logos"

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imagine if Brad pitt's son name is Arm

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Me putting 👍 at the end of a message while talking to any girl to sound casual and not mistakenly sound sweet or romantic ..

Have lunch on time 👍
Drink a lot of water 👍
I love you 👍

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@Janhawhy

[alisha chaturvedi @alishachaturve5]

Indians face racism in Thailand! A group of us were denied entry to Chang Bar in Krabi, reason cited “Indians sit here and dont pay” so Indians had to pay a 500THB ENTRY, no other race had to pay! How is racism not illegal in Thailand! @narendramodi @DrSJaishankar #racism

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in the movie animal, Anil Kapoor sending Ranbir to USA after he fires a semi automatic gun in a classroom was peak irony