I simply dont believe you all think “Choosin’ Texas” is that bad. If Chappell Roan had released the same exact song with lesbian lyrics suddenly it would have been a masterpiece. I see through you all.
If you rock a rolling suitcase you are part of society’s decline. Shows weakness, greed, lack of foresight, hubris, hatred to your fellow human, sloth, pride, cowardice,
Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything
how couples argue in 2026:
gf: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge but none that go on my sandwich. you have no theory of mind for me
bf: emotional blackmail. not my responsibility to provide you mustards. those are mine for dipping.
gf: oh the goy needs his dipslop
Got to spend some time with @charli_xcx as she kicked off her tour in Philly. A true artist with integrity and a good human. I was taken away during the concert. The arena was transported. And Charli is a cinephile! So we could chat forever. @SalekaNight and I had an inspiring times with her.
sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading
kirk of carrot flowers, pt. 1
kirk of carrot flowers, pts. 2 & 3
in the aeroplane over the kirk
two-headed kirk
the kirk
kirk, 2025
communist kirk
oh kirkly
ghost
[kirk]
two-headed kirk, pt. 2
you expect me to care about a lame ass premise like “the odyssey” when movies could be about the one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex