Vespuis (Dd)

Smile! | 30 | -pterodactyl noise-

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

I miss my dog.

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

@femmesdesade Someone real cool was there.👀🥴

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

I poisoned myself with spoiled milk two days before Christmas… I am still suffering.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

“‘Violence never solved anything’ is a statement uttered by cowards and predators”

— Luigi Mangione

Now that’s a fucking quote

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

Managed to injure my already fixed shoulder in a new way and setting the date for my second surgery for it later today. So naturally, I can’t sleep. Recovery is the worst.🫠

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

I feel like a sane person would still look at someone crazy when told “They knew it this was my life, I don’t see what the big deal is?”
Said life involves a gun being pulled and shots fired, but yeah no big deal….

[David Sammon @iamtheceo]

Mike Tyson after that interview

#TysonPaul #tysonvpaul #TysonvsPaul

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

Only I would snap my implant deep in my jaw. 🫠

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

Thank god for stupid people.

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

Having a loaded gun pointed at your husband and you is deff an experience.

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

Think I’m having a panic attack from the verbal altercation I had at school yesterday. 🫠🙄

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

I’ve never been around this many emotionally educated people before. If only I wasn’t in emotional turmoil. #trying

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

This, this is hilarious. 🤣

[KOAA News5 @KOAA]

The US Army has released its list of Off-Limits Areas for Colorado Springs personnel.

It includes The Citadel Mall, bars and a massage parlor.

More at: https://t.co/NNmxhba4Ur 

#usarmy #offlimitsareas

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

First day of barbering school done, I have never felt like such a loser before…. It was impressive.

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

Am I supposed to be freezing after minor nose surgery? Cause I am.

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

I have rug burn from running away from middle schoolers while playing hide and go seek. What did you do the day after your 30?

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

@chrissychlapp Birthday twinsss!

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

@femmesdesade Most important character.

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

I love when I’m on a new antidepressant and they seem to be working well, but then my looming doom that everything will crash and burn again shows up.🙃

[Vespuis (Dd) @Vespuis]

Oh course Facebook is gonna break when I’m trying to buy something of marketplace. 🙄