Victoria Brown

My favorite season is tomato season.

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

@shanwetz Yes 👏🏻 the number of things @patrickal_brown tells me not to watch is bigger than the list of stuff to watch

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

@TheRealJaiKumar Amazing and so deserved! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

@shanwetz

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

My neighbor with 3 grown children came over and I was apologizing for the state that my home was in as there were toys and things everywhere.

She very matter of factly said, “that’s what happens when people live in it.”

In 2023, let’s stop apologizing for our untidy homes.

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

I saw a toddler carrying kitchen tongs into Target today and have never felt more understood as a parent.

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

If you have a chirping smoke detector, PLEASE do not get on a work call. I cannot continue to work this way…..

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

My super power is my memory but for the life of me, I can NEVER remember how many scoops of coffee I put in the coffee pot

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

Actually started tearing up 😭🎉

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Pfizer and its partner BioNTech are expected to ask the FDA as soon as Tuesday to authorize its Covid vaccine for children 6 months to 4 years old as a two-dose regimen. https://t.co/Kok4Ff81cx

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

Should have known at 7:30am that this would be my high point of the day….

Oh and this will never happen again.

Wordle 220 2/6

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[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

@patrickal_brown Should be clear that the first full day was in fact not a full day and had a delayed opening. January 20th was her first full day!

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

@MajorTheBull what was the tribute for that people left all these stuffed animals around you yesterday??

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

I can’t believe that I’ve become this person….

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

Twitter friends, please check on @patrickal_brown he opted for a sandwich from Sheetz while I’m getting Taco Bell.

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

@toastedchickpea @patrickal_brown

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

Lucy’s teacher gave her a new nickname, nosey Rosie, and I couldn’t be more proud.

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

@sophiebramnick @butterbeerd_

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I heard the perfect Covid quote today.

“If you don’t trust doctors and science to keep you from getting sick, why the hell are you clogging up hospitals trusting them to cure you?”

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

I am still laughing about this

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

when the preworkout kicks in

#TokyoOlympics

[Victoria Brown @VforVictoria_]

@DurhamCountyLib @hglane