Violet Beauregarde

28 | 5'2 | Self-Proclaimed Comedian

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

Stay in my lane?

Never done it.

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

@KITKAT what is this? Found the Kit where’s the Kat?

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Excuse me bitch? I think TF not

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

Just saw a TikTok reposted about having the “cheating father curse” like girl you literally slept with someone’s husband. You aren’t cursed you are the curse.

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

OCD and ADHD are a killer combo. I’m panicked I left a light on. Check my security camera. I did. Now my house is gonna burn down with my pets inside. Wait did I let them back in?

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

“Are We Dating The Same Guy” Facebook groups prove it’s the ugly guys you gotta watch out for

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

I really want to hype up Jerry Trainor but like I have this tiny little fear he was also not great since I haven’t seen any actors say either way, just the behind the scenes videos.

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

3rd anniversary of my last miscarriage 🤪 wow how life has changed

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

Wish someone told me phantom kicks would still be happening, stronger, almost 2 years later. Have me about to sue

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

Matt Rife is just Handsome Squidwardx Dane Cook

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

Going through my snap friends and deleting a bunch, realizing that 4 of my snap friends are dead. Neat. Growing up is super cool.

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

Been watching this girls TikTok’s making fun of her and apparently my profile views were on, and now she thinks I’m jealous of her 🤠 how do I break it to her

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

Sometimes my grief feels so small. Other times the Team America theme song comes on on an insta ad and I’m crying while shitting. Life is funny.

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

My kid eats girl dinner every night despite my best efforts. Tonight: Graham crackers, 2 yogurts, and a few spoonfuls of peanut butter.

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

Me: I’m not autistic
Also me: Has to position my baby blanket perfectly to sleep at all.

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

Seeing a bumper sticker that says “God’s Girl” but I can only read it as “Sky Daddy’s Little Slut”

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

How do I get my BPD to hate someone? Bc I’m fuming over here that I don’t.

[Violet Beauregarde @ViMichel15]

I was having an okay night until my rapist got posted on a “red flags” site and I am immediately going to vomit I hate his face

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

hate when brands do this

[Scene Queen @scenequeenrocks]

Did you guys also used to suck the water out of the washcloth in the bath tub as a child? I thought this was a universal experience but I’ve been told I’m rancid