If your husband isn’t willing to do the Chupacabra voice over the phone when your toddler refuses to go to bed at Gramma & Grampa’s, he’s defective, send him back.
@AbortionChat I waited all of 8 weeks. He insisted grades be posted before he’d go out with me. I wasn’t 21 yet, so the bar threw us out at 10. We lasted till 10:30. That was almost 18 years ago. I regret nothing.
“Baby, where ya goin’?”
—Imma go water the basil.
“You’re not wearing pants.”
—So?
“I can see your scrotum.”
[Fionn tugs shirt down over crotch]
This man has a master’s degree & refuses to wear pants to hide the visual of his giant ballsack in the pouch of his boxer-briefs.