Villiantia Von D'Arc

Tattoo artist 22 years, painter, aspiring alt model, animal whisperer, poet, lover, shenanigan embassador, and banana peel.

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@Angry_Staffer 🤣

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

Canned heat but by @Thundercat
And he just goes INSANE with the bass 🤯

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

Shout out to the lady who took my bus pass on the 85 millwood because its in her "job description" and assistance apparently doesn't talk to them at all about bus passes and late due dates. according to her I should have gotten tickets. Can't reach my case worker on a good day 🤣

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

As a super fan of @RuPaulsDragRace im following all stars 10. I LOVE Ginger!! But how many times you gotta gun for that crown when you have a legacy of your own. Its literally just for a crown when you did everything yourself. You should be proud of that.

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

"I think about your wood all the time, when I'm alone, in my bed" was a comeback to a pickup line recently and I stole that format from @katya_zamo

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@nineinchnails and @thehipofficial The Machine
I think it could be super hot https://t.co/KiEerGaqvN

Also mix some live vocals in there too

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@TarantinoWorld I was told I have great feet 😉😉

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@thehipofficial + @nineinchnails please do a cover of MACHINE or something by this amazing Canadian treasure ❤️
Gift shop would be my 2nd vote. I would have been amazing to hear your voices together but Gourd died. I feel like you could blow this out of the park ❤️

[Basil 🌱 @Basil_Mage]

Meme redraw

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

This morning, I coughed so hard I puked. Also, very related, last night I snacked pretty hard. So I *puked*
Pro of the whole situation was I still had food in my stomach, so I took my meds.
#efficient

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

You ain't got enough teeth for me to be this bothered

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

Dick comes n goes like the wind... and it sure is windy in nova scotia

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@goonercidal I have to put towels down or flip the mattress

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@LindaJoy1215 Say you're a Trump supporter without saying you're a Trump supporter 🤪 i can dehumanize them all i want, wtf do you think they're doing to us?! Like really get your head out your ass 🇨🇦

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@acnewsitics 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 one of the best halftime shows ever (fr Canada)
He ate, no crumbs ❤️

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@kendricklamar this was so FIRE

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@serenawilliams *you ate, no crumbs* ❤️

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@serenawilliams Girl you look fly as fuuuuuuck!

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

Beyonce had 72 writers on that country album... isn't that the amount of virgins you get in heaven... also do they even get paid the amount she does? Wtf.

[Villiantia Von D'Arc @ViVonDarc]

@a90strend 🤌🏻🙌🏻 just saved this pic for this reason