Victoria Lorne

Mother and wife. Author. Musician. Animal lover. Haters hater. Incurable optimist. *** Be kind - it's much easier to live that way. *** #writer

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

Matt, next time you need anything written in Russian, ask me. This name literally reads Lshtshfum Ashf @mattdamon_

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

Microwaves may pose a health risk. I'm saying a semi-confident no to mine. Fight against the microwave machine: Day1

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

Parenting: High Intensity No Interval Training

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

Why are pianos better than kids? They have mute pedals

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

#sevenyearswitch Why do people put themselves on shows that will embarrass their children?!

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

#sevenyearswitch I don't think someone has ever misinterpreted a sexy gift until Sarg came on the scene

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

#sevenyearswitch sarg omg u r missing ur whole life

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Oh, I guess this is probably #JenniferAniston about right now... (couldn't resist) 😂#Brangelina

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

#MarriedAtFirstSight I love Jess just as much as I "don't love" Dave.

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

#MarriedAtFirstSight OMG, Dave doesn't even have sheets on his bed! Good riddance, Jess

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#MarriedAtFirstSight DAVE is looking down on someone for being insecure? What a joke. Jess, run!

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Terrible twos, shocking threes, horrendous fours, "I can't believe u r still doing this" fives... Effing hell, what are thirteens!!???

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

Tried to use controlled crying method on my daughter. She used uncontrollable crying method on me. She won. 😫

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

I've reordered my pantry, and realized I had 20 kinds of tea!
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Coles should be buying from me. #motherhood

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

Dear Lord, at least I have only ONE breastfeeding teething sick non-sleeping baby...

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@PLKirkby Thank you, Pearl! :)

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

Pajamas ✔️ Wine + wine stained teeth ✔️ Lego collected ✔ ️Next - put together new couch cushions. Night has just begun!!!

[Victoria Lorne @VicLorne]

Yes, I do need a coffee bad. How can you tell!?