Vic Reeves' Script

I'm not Vic Reeves. I'm not linked to Vic Reeves in any way either. In fact, I'm just hoping this whole thing isn't libellous...

[Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript]

...David Moyes, with your face like a particularly distressing episode of animal hospital...

[Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript]

...Arsene Wenger, with your face like a split bag of tree bark... like a jar of screws... like a wasp trapped inside a cif lemon...

[Kevin Orchard @kevorchard]

Can I use Vic Reeves words in scrabble? @VicReevesScript #bignightout

[Richard @audiologica]

@RealBobMortimer @VicReeves1 @vicreevesscript Vic and Bob snacks spotted just now at Dubrovnik airport

[Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript]

...Theresa May, with your face like a smashed twig...

[Gary Tweedy (GTSYNC) @GTSYNC87]

@VicReevesScript with your face like a collapsed vagina

[Gary Tweedy (GTSYNC) @GTSYNC87]

@VicReevesScript jack dee. . With your face like a wind swept fart

[Keith Dawson @KeithRwc]

@VicReevesScript Max Clifford, with your face like a chimps armpit covered in excrement ....

[Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript]

...Max Clifford, with your face like a overused sodden codpiece...

[Keith Dawson @KeithRwc]

@VicReevesScript vinny jones with your face like a tortoise's neck... Tin of John west salmon, non dolphin friendly

[Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript]

…Rolf Harris, with your face like a soiled Persian rug…

[Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript]

…Roy Cropper, with your face like a bewildered water vole…

[Keith Dawson @KeithRwc]

@RealBobMortimer @VicReevesScript They closed my local Aquarium today, for training porpoises. #flipper

[Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript]

@marc_mcr only heterosexual pugs arseholes, which don't actually exist.

[Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript]

…Mariella Frostrup, with your face like a pug's arsehole…

[Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript]

…Georgey Windsor, with your face like a withered ballsack… …an infected pea… …a melted carrier bag from the Spar…

[The Real Vic Reeves @VicReeves1]

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[Keith Dawson @KeithRwc]

@RealBobMortimer @VicReevesScript it ain't easy to cock your leg!!!

[Keith Dawson @KeithRwc]

@VicReevesScript @RealBobMortimer woke up with face like .. Heavy smokers cough.. An Austrians discarded lederhosen .... DFDS ferry toilet

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Tuesday night is candlelit pea fritter night