Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO)

God put me in the US Congress to make sure that the gays can't marry, the coal keeps burning, and the bombs keep dropping. #parody

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

Many thanks to @Boeing for going back on their promise to stop supporting seditionists like me! I'll put the money to good use! https://t.co/v6gy98sdSX

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

I sold my soul to Trump for a distant second place.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

@sbrewster99 Too soon.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

YOU’RE TELLING ME I SOLD MY SOUL TO TRUMP FOR NOTHING? I POSED WITH HIS TRASHY FOREIGN WIFE!

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

I would like to announce that I now identify as Eric Hartzler.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

When God gave me the chance to let the permanent record show where I stand on gay marriage, I had the courage to… not vote one way or another.

Now both sides will love me, right?

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

I demand a recount!

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

Which nickname do you like best?

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

Which nickname do you like best?

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💰💰💰💰💰

[Casey McQuillan @casey_mcquillan]

When a politician resists gun control in the wake of a mass shooting by arguing that we cannot be reactionary to these events, remember that pro-gun groups donate 3x the average to politicians the day after a mass shooting.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

Total dollars the NRA has given me: LOTS
Total dollars dead children have given me: $0

You do the math.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

Please vote for me so I don’t have to go back to living in Missouri.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

The Republican health care plan will be ready in about two weeks.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

I STAND WITH (Putin during his invasion of) UKRAINE!!!1

[Lindsey Simmons @Lynz_Simmons]

So the Hawley consulting firm has been doing major work on Vicky Hartzler to make her full on Hawleywood ready. And that includes making sure she falls in line with what Hawley wants—like not supporting the Ukrainian aid packages. Which she just voted against.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

@grannykrk Never. #freedom

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

A big THANK YOU to all the corporations who declared they’d stop giving money to us Jan 6 insurrectionist… and then just started again anyway. I couldn’t do this without you!

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

Women around Missouri keep asking me how I get my hair styled like this, but I’m not telling!

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

I’m drafting legislation to make insulin cost more. How are pharma executives supposed to get by on less than 20 million dollars a year?

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

Thanks for watching. You GET IT!

[Gregory M. Dee @deegre]

@VickiHartzler great appearance on @newsmax.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

@deegre @newsmax Thanks!

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

Vote for me if you don’t want Josh Hawley to be the most embarrassing senator anymore.

[Fake Vicki Hartzler (R-MO) @VickiHartzler]

Who is your pick for US Senate?