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[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

I will die on this hill:

A lot of Nigerian weddings are financial stupidity disguised as culture.

You don’t have ₦5 million.

You borrow ₦5 million.

You spend ₦5 million feeding people who came to eat.

Then you spend the first two years of your marriage paying back the money.

And we’re calling this a “dream wedding.”

[Nkeonyere @AdaAkokwa1]

@ChisomAgbafor Borrow ₦5 million to feed people who will eat, dance, collect souvenirs, and go home. Then spend two years eating garri together. 😂

[Mafia Boss @FadaChristmas_]

@igboonaija3 It's usually the Africans who have never left the continent that regurgitate these white supremacist ideas.

If you experience racism eh, you will question your existence and contemplate suicide.

[Nillionaire.ts 🇳🇬 @igboonaija3]

"Racism is terrible, but I understand it sometimes"

This should never come out from your mouth as a Nigerian or African

there is nothing understandable about racism

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I just feel for a lot of Nigerian children, you are experiencing the worst version of Nigeria while eating rubbish snacks and no protein.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

APC has audacity gan and the audacity must end with 2026.

A party that owed salaries in a state so much, paid half salaries for years till people started calling the governor “Baba Hafusa” (Baba Half Salary) dared to rig out a governor paying full salary. Omo

Party awon olofo.

[AHugeThalian♥️🇮🇹 @ReeMellowy]

Heheh! Punishments on the way, everybody did something bad
#BBNaija

[Eharimen @Rimen66]

Goddessa removed her mic when she wanted to say something 😭
This people did a lot oh
#BBNaija

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

“At the root of Africa’s suffering, you'll find more traitors than coloniser.” – Patrice Lumumba.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"You think Al uses a lot of water? Wait until you hear about agriculture"

...the thing that feeds us??? Y'all are so unserious

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Nobody talks about the personality shift in your 30s where you no longer want to be impressive, you just want to be rested, regulated, and completely unavailable to anything that drains you

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Even if Adeleke wins, this is still not a credible election. This is not a free and fair election at all. Votes buying everywhere. Intimidation everywhere. I want APC to never exist again, they can never conduct a credible election. Party awon oloriibu.

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Today I spoke to an older male lawyer in the same tone he was using with me. Do yall wanna guess whether he liked that

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is a habit people need to stop.

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

Nigeria is the ONLY COUNTRY in the world that has removed forgery as an electoral offence!

Damn you APC.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

The attempt to cancel Ms. Rachel for addressing racism is just another reminder of how deeply embedded racism still is.

[🌍 @jasminexETH]

Gmail trying to push for people to pay for more storage inside Gmail gotta be a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.

Didn’t they start with the promise of never having to delete your inbox? Or did I misremember that? 🤔

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

“Repeating outfits” you mean wearing my clothes???

[mustapha. @whoisayomide]

nigerians will really take fun activities and make them so expensive that regular people can’t afford them