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Manchester United ❤|| #GGMU 😎😎 Messi 🐐🐐

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

because standing will show the baby bump and with that pregnancy at 35 weeks thereabout... she may even feel more comfortable standing briefly.

Mrs Tiphelomew, no be everything be agenda

[Shahriq Khan @RealShahriqKhan]

You know what shook me when I was Muslim?

The story of Hosea. God tells a prophet to marry a woman He knows will betray him.

She does. She runs to other men. She ends up enslaved, sold, used up, worthless to the world.

And God tells Hosea to go BUY HER BACK.

To pay money for his own wife who cheated on him, and love her again. Hosea 3.

I thought it was the most humiliating command in the Bible. Why would any man do that?

Then I realized I was the wife.

I gave my heart to everything but God. I chased other masters. I sold myself cheap. I made myself worthless.

And God looked at me, the betrayer, and didn’t say “you’re not worth it.”

He said, “Name the price. I’m buying her back.”

That’s the Gospel. God doesn’t wait for the unfaithful to come crawling back clean.

He pays to redeem them while they’re still dirty.

Islam told me to make myself worthy of God.

Hosea showed me a God who pays to redeem the unworthy.

The cross was Him naming the price.

Praise the Lord.

[tere naina @nainaverse]

Haven’t watched ‘Game of Thrones’ and not watching ‘House of the Dragon’ is not a flex. You should be ashamed of missing out on the peak cinematic brilliance of our times.

[Malancy @NaseerAjumawa]

Ambulances are built for speed because every second wasted can cost a life. But in the glorious year 2026, our governors are parading Keke as ambulances. This country mehn.

[Pelumi @Msliterarylover]

Do you guys remember when we read Lonely Days, Native Son, Blood of a Stranger, Faceless, and Othello in secondary school?
Good old days

[ONE-CHOJO @bilionaire_dgb]

Now that you people are done with your akara Ai content here is my take.

Tinubu and his wife does not rate Nigerians because we are foolish, both the educated and uneducated. You guys talked about Olodo uprising but you are the real Olodo, this woman made a fool of everybody and you guys turned it into a joke, something that should create range and anger became a thing of fun.

At least the past generation will hit radio stations and television stations to insult them in anger but we have both radio and television on our palm which is phone, instead of cursing her out, you took it like a normal thing and hit Ai and on tripod to start creating content with it.

We deserve this government because we are stup!d and take everything for granted.

Just know that Social media money cannot fix the country, if a country is doomed, its citizens are doomed. You cannot trend your way out of a broken system.

Elon musk money, YouTube, Facebook and TikTok money can’t save you, if the ship sinks, everyone on board goes down with it, so keep creating a niche out of our misery.

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Poor old Miroslav Klose is going to have dropped to about 15th on the all-time list by the time this tournament is finished.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Canada scored South Africa in the 90th minute to win the game.

Norway scored Ivory Coast in the 86th minute

England scored DR Congo in the 86th minute.

I think the reason we're talking about mentality is because, these teams are not beating us or winning the games early, or fully dominating us for 90mins.

Like, we're in the game, we could also win the game, we're getting chances, and being complacent, we are not bold enough, we're sitting back to accept that a draw is okay, but we're falling short in the last minutes,

The difference in mindsets is that England are saying in their heads that "we can win it", but we're saying "let's just survive and try".

It is a game of football, we understand the difference in quality, but that's more on paper than on the pitch. These teams are also getting their moments, like Wissa hitting the bar, we're also getting chances, but we bow in the dying minutes.

Asking why is a valid question.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

Did De Zerbi publicly mention Fernandes before signing him? Why do you guys need to invent bullshit just to hate on your own manager?

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

Hey @WhatsApp 👋🏻 Thank you for the new username update… But honestly? We just wanted to upload statuses in HD. Is that too much to ask? Sigh.

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

Good club chosen by Matheus Fernandes tbf, he was never going to complete his 3rd relegation in a row at Manchester United

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

England’s best RB plays for DR Congo.

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

Erriga go talk something’s I go just dey reason wetin dey go thru him head.

He say hype man go trek come bar dey insult civil servant wey drive come drink beer.

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.

[Chioma🌹 @Iykyk_oma]

If you are being chased by a bee, don't run, just stare at it cause seeing is bee-lieving 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Pls laugh I beg you😭🙏🙏🙏

[Ola mendes 🇵🇹 @olami_plenty1]

If your son is bright bro,I will advise you to run DNA

[Thatcuteteacher @Confydens6]

Please oh, yahoo boys in the house.. (a.k.a thieves).. how do you people do it? I mean your conscience..

Yesterday, I made a 50k transfer to a POS man. I did this on my way to get some things as I didn't have my card with me.

I received an alert later in the evening, and the balance wasn't corresponding. It was 50k higher than what I expected to have left in the account. Curious, I checked immediately and realised the 50k I earlier sent to that POS man either didn't go through, or was reversed. The man didn't even bother to check if it dropped before I left. Probably because I was already in a cab. He also had a few customers he was attending to.

I quickly hailed a bike as I stepped out, straight to his stand. He had closed for the day.
I was restless within me. You know why? He would go home, and find out he's short of 50k. He would not be happy, he would feel pained. He's a family man, he has kids he needs to feed.. he might be thinking he had lost the money. I thought of every possible emotions that man may feel over the night. I was sad for him, but happy because I knew I will get back to him by morning.

This morning, I headed to his POS stand again. He was there. He didn't even recognise me. I had to explain that I was the lady in a cab that withdrew 50k yesterday. And that the money was reversed or something. This man almost had my head with his "thank you". He kept saying.. "thank you madam, God bless you." I transferred to him and was almost on my way. He stopped me and asked "why?".

Why what?... I don't understand. It's your money.

Two men were there when this happened. One of them told the man that he was lucky, the other one said "all these one na show, if I see bombing bomb now.. everywhere go stew". I immediately knew he was an "upcoming" thief (yahoo boy).

The man kept lamenting about how much he had lost on that stand. But he keeps pushing because he has a family to take care of.
He asked me to come to his stand at anytime I probably need "help". That, he will never forget my face.

On my way, I kept pondering and asking myself how we got here. When has it become something to celebrate, that someone returns to return YOUR OWN MONEY!

If you can take something that doesn't belong to you, and be comfortable, you're no longer a human. The devil is your apprentice.

Yahoo boys, I don't like you people at all because I don't like wicked people. If you're following me, please unfollow me now and block me.

T for thanks!!!

[WayMac 📊 @waymac_x]

POV: You and your trader girlfriend took a loss from the same setup😂😂💔

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

I want Messi to win this world cup as the best player AND top scorer.

But that is not my priority.

First of all, I need Portugal eliminated, it’s more important to me.

I want Ronaldo and his fans to come to the realization that he will NEVER come close to that world cup trophy, EVER.