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nothing you read here is of any consequence

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@wesleycaretto does the lock mean you have a secret or something else

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Look no hate but can we just pick between calling people Melissa and Marissa it's too different to be that similar. I don't care which one I just need y'all to get together and decide between the two.

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my cat is old enough that i feel confident in this take: don't let him date your child. he's a good guy but i wouldn't trust it.

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@emmajemmac bro

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They don't want you to know that Hermann Rorschach (of the inkblots) was kinda hot

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don't even try to talk to me while i'm wearing my compression socks.

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how are you going to a coke freestyle machine and not doing mixies with it i dont understand where is your joy

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If someone doesn't make a silly goofy music video with me soon I'm actually gonna lose it.

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I wasn't in love with the activity/project/goal/task. I was in love with the idea of doing it.

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Idk watching someone cut into a object that you wouldn’t think is cake but actually is cake just doesn’t do it for me like it used to

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@KelloggsUS @julia31936304 I promise that if you bring Yogos back, I will dedicate a solid portion of my life to making them everyone's most beloved afternoon snack. I swear it.

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ugh

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Impossible to know exactly how much this lil guy influenced my life but I can assure you that it's a nonzero amount.

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the soundtrack for my current round of procrastinating moving out of my apartment and then panicking and trying to do it all in one day is Owl City's entire discography and Stuck Like Glue by Sugarland?

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I’m currently in both a green bubble group chat of men discussing board games and a discord server of men discussing video games so despite having the impression that things are generally going well for me, i will be conducting an internal review of the choices that led me here

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Do you remember the Danimals Crush Cup Contest to meet Zack and Cody (2009)

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anybody know

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@kylierpark how are we going to make an intercom

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Day 18 of me begging my friends to buy color coordinated morphsuits with me so we can do silly little bits together

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@kylierpark ok but Plan C we could get walkie talkies for the house lmk your thoughts

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And big spiral gumball machines cost $700 when will the affronts to my happiness cease