Victoria Kay

Yeah, bro, I don't know.

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

I’m about to get “CATHOLIC ARTICLES ARE BIAS AND NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION” tattooed on my forehead.

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

BECAUSE THE WOMAN’S LIFE IS IN DANGER. SHE DIES IF NOT.
I’m so sick of people calling other people MURDERS without any fucking information. These women were looking forward to being mothers. They don’t need people telling them they are murders because they saved their own life.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

In a late term abortion (which NY just legalized) the baby is killed and then delivery is induced. Think about that. They're delivering the child anyway. Why kill him ahead of time? Why not deliver him alive and put him up for adoption? Why does he need to come out dead?

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

if you wear crocs you any answer any math question. so, go. Express yourself

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Cop *knocking on door* open up it's the police!

Me: it's ok, I haven't done any crimes

Cop: The fashion police

Me *kicking my crocs off* shit

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

My teacher actually told me I was going to hell 😂

[Court @courtneff]

Everyone gasping in horror as I casted my ballot for the mock vote in the 6th grade for Obama

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

Sitting in the McDonald’s parking lot, eating the food I just got from the drive thru (bc who actually goes into McDonald’s) and some guy just pulled up next to me, gave me a little head nod, and started eating his burger. We’re best friends now.

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

My little brother’s letter to Santa. Who raised this boy 😂😂

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

Please go watch Dumplin’ on Netflix. You will not regret it

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

Literally me

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

How expensive do you think the shampoo that Beyoncé uses is?

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

Just sent my boyfriend a snap asking how it felt to be dating the laziest person on earth & this was his response

[Joshua @jlewdatruth]

*Gets asked "how ya doin" at work*

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me:
"Living the dream"

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

Just moved in with my grandparents. I woke up with all of my laundry done AND folded. Also, the house always smells like cookies. Even if no one is baking. I don’t wanna hear any bullshit from y’all.

[lauren @laurcarter]

girls who slut shame other girls for wearing lingerie on halloween have boring sex with thomas rhett playing in the background

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

My grandma is a savage

[Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas]

I’m eating waffles!

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

@KateEck

[Brian Luebben | Action Academy Podcast @brianluebben]

Man you really think your teachers are pure & innocent growing up until youre an adult and all your wild friends are now employed teaching the youth of america

[Victoria Kay @VictoriaKay25]

Do y’all ever randomly remember that the earth is spinning & freak the fuck out for a bit