Me: *wears ripped jeans*
No one:
Adam from accounting: “where’s the rest of your pants?” “You need to get yourself some new jeans!” “hey did you know your jeans have a hole in them!”
Me:
But actually my phone has been dying so quickly. How do I go from 100% to 46% in 2 hours, when I’m driving for one of those hours and getting ready for the other 🤔
Friendly reminder to those who need to hear it, step out of your comfort zone. Don’t be scared of what it is, be excited about the person you will become.
Genie: you have three wishes
Me: my first wish is to end world hunger
Genie: 🧞♂️ 💨✨
Me: my second wish is for world peace
Genie: 🧞♂️ 💨✨
Me: and my third wish is to be as cool as those guys in mustangs revving their engines really loud so people look at me