Victoria Preece 🇪🇺

Welsh Veterinary Nurse. Supports an Independent Wales. Rock chick.
Big legged woman ain't got no soul!

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Behold, my third favourite sketch from Not the Nine O'clock News.

Good morning.

[𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼𝙐𝙓 @ceefaux]

It's #spielbergweek on CEEFAUX. Let us know if you can see us btw, as apparently we haven't been showing up in people's feeds because we aren't a naked lady with extreme views.

[Ian Andrew Lewis @ianlew17]

Steve Tandy - our attack looks good in training .. Aye it probably does Steve it’s playing against our defence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[— don @dracosrevenge]

when i was in Primary school i learned about a shape called “Rhombus” and never heard about that word again

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I heard someone refuse an invitation by saying “no I’m far too old and tired for all that nonsense” and that one’s definitely going on my list.

[𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼𝙐𝙓 @ceefaux]

What's that? You want a 'Cult British Poets 1970 onwards' and '80s American Super Powered Vehicle Action Dramas' crossover?

[Victoria Preece 🇪🇺 @VictoriaVN]

@ceefaux This is perfection! Pam Ayeswolf cracked me up!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

@atrupar The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on earth should be two different people.

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

This video explains "LIFE" in a nutshell..‼️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Why are you having two lunches?"
“It's Christmas!”

“Why are you drinking Baileys at 10am?”
“It's Christmas!”

“All you've done today is watch films”
“It's Christmas!”

“You've eaten a whole tub of individually wrapped chocolates”
“It's Christmas!”

“Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?”
“It's November!”

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

There is nothing more frustrating in the modern work environment than watching someone try to do something with a spreadsheet while sharing their screen on a Teams call.

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Nobody can believe it's October, despite the fact that it was the last day of September yesterday and October generally follows it every year. Mind you, as a nation we got outsmarted by a fucking bus, so there really isn't much hope

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Life is a crab array, old chum

[David Coverdale @davidcoverdale]

😂😂😂

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Made myself a little treat today because today would have been my birthday if I was born today.

[Andrew Parnall @dontbrexitfixit]

I have scanned this platform every single day since the Brexit referendum, I haven't once seen a single Brexit benefit posted, not one. Brexit was, is, and is going to continue to be, a massive, monumentally galactic, twatknacking sack of rancid fucks.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

My top British school memories:

-Stabbing holes in my rubber with a compass
-“The Apparatus”
-Very yellow custard
-A long wooden pole with a hook to open high windows in the assembly hall
-Give me oil in my lamp keep me burning
-Bringing toys and games in on the last day
-Forgetting to wash my PE kit and it festering in a bag with a wet towel
-Often being covered in mud
-Copying homework on the bus
-Five Alive and Um Bongo
-The “computer room”
-Pepsi Can pencil case
-Smell of TCP
-That one teacher who every now and then would explode with anger and go absolutely crazy, but was mostly very calm otherwise
-Ink everywhere
-Woolworths at lunch
-£5 notes in Walkers crisps
-Conkers
-Wet look gel
-Lynx
-Pogs and Tazos
-Swinging back on chairs (“you’ll fall back and split your head open!”)
-Glue guns and Bunsen burners
-Kickers
-Oxbow Lakes
-Footballs going on the roof
-Wrapping text books in paper
-Jumpers for goalposts

[David Coverdale @davidcoverdale]

😂😂😂😂😂