victoria sutton

[victoria sutton @Victoriajones]

@beckymil1 @dickbush 🙏🙏https://t.co/zrxvcB5VM5

[victoria sutton @Victoriajones]

@beckymil1 @dickbush I'm really not one to do this but I'm genuinely desperate this year. It's my daughter's birthday too on the 30th and I'm struggling. If you can't help I understand, thank you for considering me anyway x

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[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to wrap a present:

1 Sit at table or cross-legged on floor
2 Cut paper smaller than present
3 Cut another piece, too small again
4 Mess up scissor glide technique
5 Lose sellotape
6 Rip paper on present’s corner
7 Lose scissors
8 Run out of paper
9 Use bag
10 Feel tired