@McDonaldsUK Don't act like YOU don't know that the science is already there telling you what to do about chicken suffering in your supply chain. I won't fall for your latest bogus green-washing statements. If you really cared, you'd sign up to the #BetterChickenCommitment.
@wheezywaiter if you’re going vegan for January @WeAreVeganuary is a non-profit exactly for that challenge! They give advice, recipes and info on why vegan is a good idea 😊
Scientist: you'll only be able to communicate with your dog for 10 seconds, so make it count
Dog: I love you so much, more than walks, food, pats-
Me: yeah yeah here's the thing: the front door? That we use every day? It opens inward, so stop standing in front of it, dumbass
I can’t stop staring at this bizarre photo. Drinking from an empty cup. A blanket with her own face on it. Tortilla wraps masquerading as pancakes. Mouthwash beside the bed.
Me: wanna come back to mine?
Date: sure
*later*
Date: do you mind if I turn the lava lamp off?
Me, leaning down from top bunk: I absolutely fucken mind