Jimmy the Vig

People who make up words to fake knowledge are just a bunch of padelflaberists.

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@owenjonesjourno Does Nige have a rage scale? Cold? Hard? Soft? Temperate? Gravelly? Fragrent Rage?

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@supertanskiii Will make for an interesting remake of The Untouchables.

'Typical, bringing a spoon to a fork fight'

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@docrussjackson We are human computers in that our socialisation and education programs us to think in a certain way - in this case as competitive consumers. We need to reprogram ourselves to be collaborative people who value creativity, nature and the social aspects of our lives.

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@DPJHodges For white middle class nobodies (like me) to take the knee is performative b/s. We need to stand up and be counted in our day to day lives, not virtue signal.

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@WheelieFUMS @nightingales2_2 Monday - panic that AI and a lack of demand means there will be a lack of work for people to do.

Tuesday - insist support for disabled people must be cut, leading to a reduction in demand and work for people to do.

Cruelty? Distraction? Economic illiteracy?

A mix of all 3?

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@peterjukes @FolkHull £5m = a 'Nige'

£7.5m = a 'Pedro'

An 'Ange' is any small amount of money.

For example, 'the geezer offered me an Ange, I told him no way - at least a Nige and if really dodgy I would want A Pedro.'

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@nightingales2_2 @Bleache1rs 'I once went out with Sam Fox'

'NASA hired me to save Apollo 13'

'I wore a wig so I could pretend to be Trevor Brooking commentating on ITVs the big match'

'I burped and a hamster came up'

'A mate solved cold fusion but left the mathematical proof onam a #17 bus'

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@bbclaurak @BBCPolitics I ain't getting in no camper van, succa.

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@bbclaurak @BBCPolitics But she promptly escaped from the Gorbals Stockade to the Dunfermline underground, where if you need help, and you can find her, maybe you can hire, the S Team.

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@nazirafzal Eric Schumacher - Small is Beautiful...

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@mattforde Probably not as often as they like, leading to anger issues resulting from feelings of inadequacy.

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@nightingales2_2 @Bleache1rs You're missing out @Bleache1rs , Baz is not having a pop in the song, genuinely think you'll like it..

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@Bleache1rs @nightingales2_2 Typical - right-wing party in government back then.

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@Bleache1rs @nightingales2_2 You'd need to provide evidence...

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@nightingales2_2 @MrMatthewTodd Blair plans to privatise all temperatures above 25C. Under privatisation those temperatures would be lost, mislaid or become simply unaffordable. Bosh. Problem solved.

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@BBCPolitics Jenrick is a fool

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@DanNeidle Winchester don't think HMRC is valid in Scrabble (acronym) but HMRC insists that it is now a word having passed into common usage.

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@Sillyshib E F Schumacher- Small is Beautiful - productivity improvements only benefit society finds other productive work, otherwise it just leads to poverty, slows growth and breaks down society.

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@OrkneyLibrary Car in the cat park