Mobster Lobster

21| leader of the Crustoli crime family|

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

if you are a game dev and for some reason you follow me i will ABSOLUTELY be playing your game

[Master Chief 🥭🪲#HenchTwt @TruecelFeminist]

“You better be the real ODST drop pod in Branson, Missouri if you think we fuckin”

Me asf:

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

@jrslime223 yeah but if you play yo cards right yall can have a threesome

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

@L_B_C_95 chest zippers because he’s a whore who lets any woman with a heartbeat sleep with him

[liz | noble 6s wife @noblesixswife]

noble six does NOT fw tung tung tung sahur he told me so himself

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

@inkedupgames @justahaloguy imma assume it’s an after credit thing? i think i skipped past all that shit just so i could start another play through

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

@pumpkcnii @Masquellee @technopleasure you sure are projecting a lot

[waff🎋🎍 @outcasthermit]

as a teenager i told God to kill me on the spot multiple times and i convinced myself that i remained alive because i was destined for something greater

[kai @kaileenyy]

It’s torture yourself Tuesday don’t forget to blame yourself for where it all went wrong today

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

bitches be getting tattoos of skeletons eatin ass

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

getting pissed on by the hello kitty girl but all she drinks is monster so it lowkirkenuinely melts my fucking face off

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

7th

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

two more weeks and you could be a beer or a fruity drink in an oversized cup.

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

at least i have a smoke show red head who likes me. how’s that you miserable fucking twat

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

SIGNIFICANTLY worse, but at least.. nah man i got nothing.

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

stairway to heaven by led zeppelin is under appreciated by this new generation and that’s the reason i’m not fond of them.

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

O block is merely days from acquiring WMDs.

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

had a dream the Campaign evolved skins were customizable and woke up disappointed

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

@ThatStonerDino i was gonna repost but that username gotta get your whole bloodline ethnically cleansed

[i think @kutaiuranium]

trying to get my
public indecency charge dismissed by saying they did it on jackass

[Mobster Lobster @Vile_Crustacean]

@MontyBlun we gotta put down the whole family bro ain’t no motherfucking way 😭😭

[miss misery @BACKSEATGlRL]

Im becoming more and more mentally well every day. Enough to drive a car and own a gun even