Elle

F*CK: Ray Liotta | MARRY: Karl Pilkington | AVOID: The Basset's Liquorice-Allsorts-Man & You. Female of the Species/Poet/Zoxer/Journalist ~ GO TELL YA FRIENDS!

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

"...and we'll all float on, okay."

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@RickyChamp1 Smashed it to bits.... smashed it 'til it died! #HimandHer vibes.

[Michael @michael91k]

Is going to Coldplay the new Moel Famau for scousers

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@YouTube you need to keep a check on your ads - I put an educational video by @songsforlittles on for my toddler and so far the explicit version of @catburns 'Go' feat. @samsmith and then a clip of an interview where someone says the word "bastard" have played during 2 ad breaks!

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@BulbUK App & Site down - when it looks like it will work, still unable to submit readings. It WILL however allow me to make a payment/top-up my account! Funny that...

Coincidence?

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@BulbUK I've just waited for over an hour in a queue to use your website, only to be met with a maintenance notice. So, that's the website AND app down. Please fix this. I (and many other people) need to provide meter readings tonight. Photos taken of meters, date/time-stamped.

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

He is the Steve to my Becky!

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

#himandher on @BBCiPlayer @KFCUKl @Skittles #chocolate and cheap beer, to celebrate 5 years of being together ❤

Perfect Saturday evening, if you ask me!

@russelltovey @Solemani @gillinghamjoe @RickyChamp1 Are we missing anything?

#MyHeartGoesBoomBangaBang

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@Dominos_UK #TridentPark #Runcorn
Thank you for making this Christmas Eve a delicious one!
Baby finally napping, #JingleAllTheWay on the telly and the #TwoTasty deal delivered to our door.
Perfic!
Thanks to the staff and drivers who are working today - Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅⛄❄🎁

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

All I want in life is for @McDonaldsUK to bring back their breakfast bagels 🥯 is that too much to ask!? Paydays and/or any cold Friday mornings just aren't the same anymore without a sausage, FOLDED egg and cheese bagel meal. My beloved cookies 🍪 are back... this next please!🙏

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

Watching old episodes of @ghosthunters on @PlutoTV and managed to debunk something that the guys didn't... can I move to Warwick and join the team? 😁

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@Dominos_UK I'll be staying at my parents with my baby so that my extra hard working partner can have some time to drink, smoke, game and chill to his hearts content... plus, it's my Dad's birthday - pizza and the works would sweeten the deal!

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@KirstieMAllsopp Surprisingly, it STILL surprises me at how utterly AWFUL people can be to others when hiding behind their screens. Bet they wouldn't say that to someone's face, down the pub! Don't let the b*st*rds grind you down x

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@CadburyUK Please, please, PLEEEEASE bring back Spira bars!

They were THE best chocolate bar!
2 sticks per pack, in between a Twirl and Dairy Milk - not crumbly - perfect if kept at room temperature OR the fridge AND the perfect straw for tea/coffee/hot chocolate

#CadburySpira

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@UnforgottenTV

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@ITV gutted that #Unforgotten S4:ep1 isn't available to watch on #CatchUp yet - I've waited so long for this and the only access we have is via @itvhub

@ChrisLangWriter @TVSanjeev - I will keep refreshing until the magic appears! Can't wait to get stuck into a whole new series!

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@Sheridansmith1 I can't believe I'm only just watching #BecomingMum on @itvhub As a new Mum who has struggled with mental health issues over the past 11 years, I was filled with anxiety throughout my whole experience last year. I'd love to hear how you're adjusting to Mum-life. x

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@ChrisLangWriter @TVSanjeev @UnforgottenTV I feel like I've been waiting so long for this. Can't wait to see the new series!

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

Just finished playing @hellogames @thelastcampfire on @NintendoUK #Switch
Apart from a few bugs/glitches, I found it to be a wonderful game. Beautiful colours, sounds and narrative and puzzles that had me scratching my head at times.
Similar to #Rime

#MyEmberHasNotTurnedForlorn

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@TobieTobieTobie We watched this last night! Something very odd about that guy

[Elle @Villain_Elle]

@riverisland I bought a dress online, which unfortunately isn't suitable. I want to return & exchange it for another size. The website says I can return it via freepost within 28days, however I had an email telling me that the warehouse and contact centre is closed. What do I do?