The Noble Cause

Project Developer/Manager,
Farmer, Father.
Arsenal die hard

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@KariukeyD @kamauwaruhiu Walahi

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@sholard_mancity Wanted to type something nasty but wacha nikuwachie Kalonzo.

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@ignyharaz2 "Settle matters quickly with your adversary while you are still together on the way, or your adversary may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the Police and you may be thrown into prison...you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.”

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@MkenyaMsomi @etadv Hii itapita wengi...ngoja uone!

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@asallghn

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@WillyAbuga Public van, public van
number 28.
I went for a ride but now i stepped on the break
blue band by by zero
zero point zero is a round and a round.
I am a girl, you are a boy
this is a factor that you must do
salute for the king and bend for the queen.
Close your eyes and count to 15

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@WillyAbuga Traffic police alianza kujump ....bumbly gum bumbly gum number 28...😂😂🤣

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@nyammackfetch @WillyAbuga Pia mm nimeguess tu😂😂

[Prime AI @primemans]

Millions of laptops get thrown out every single year for being "too slow." And the hardware inside them is almost never the problem.

Not the processor. Not the RAM. Not the age of the machine. Not the brand. And not the fact that a newer model just launched.

Last month I almost spent $1,800 on a brand new MacBook.

Mine had been getting worse for about a year. It took almost 2 minutes to boot, the fan screamed like a jet engine every time I joined a Zoom call, and every new tab felt like loading through a straw. I was convinced it was dying. I had the checkout page open and my thumb hovering over the button.

Then a friend dragged me to see an IT technician with 15 years of experience, who has fixed thousands of laptops for offices, students, freelancers, and small businesses. Most of them walk in saying the exact same sentence: "It just got slow for no reason."

He took my laptop, spent about 5 minutes on it, and handed it back feeling brand new. Then he said something I haven't stopped thinking about:

"Nobody's laptop is actually slow. What's slow is everything that's been quietly piling up underneath it since the day you bought it. Background programs, a stuffed drive, a browser full of junk, years of dust. None of it shows on the screen, so you blame the machine. And the store is more than happy to let you."

He then walked me through the exact 6 things he checks first, in order, every single time. None of them cost money. Most take under 2 minutes. Several of them made me feel genuinely ridiculous for how close I came to spending $1,800.

Here's the full breakdown 🧵

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@Localman254_ Hii ni content😡😡 blalifakin!

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@CalebGirango Ama ni marketing gimmick coz ya vile mnapenda udaku?

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

The World Bank is confirming what I have been saying : that the Ruto regime is stealing from the Kenyan people.

That is in part why the cost of living is high. Why milk is not affordable. It is why families are struggling to put food on the table.

Together, let’s send these thieves to Kamiti.

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@mohammedhersi @icemanB11 I hoped deep in my heart that you left it to Kilonzo.

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@kim_mwirichia @Ndonglaw043

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@Aaroncheruiyot @edwinsifuna We will start with Kenyatta 1 n 2 becoz they are connected,Moi,Kibaki and WSR.

You cannot steal from us then come puke on our shoes.

Failure to do that then the @edwinsifuna govt will not be any different from the rest.Something must give.

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@Aaroncheruiyot When @edwinsifuna takes over,we will demand a TJRC style committee for stolen public funds.

You stand at the public square in KICC and say what you stole,return what you stole in exchange for your freedom.

Every county will have a small version of the TJRC for all thieves.

[The Noble Cause @VinLabatt]

@WillieOeba 12-12 ni mbali bana ...in the meantime atasurvive aje G?

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@polo_kimanii

[The Alchemist @Wekesa_14]

Kindly, @AKUHNairobi , could you please connect me with Dr. Mustafa Musajee? I would appreciate an opportunity to engage him and seek some clarification on this issue.