Vince Meal

🎤"I'm overweight, I'm over weeeiight, ice cream cone" 🍦

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

🎤 Smoke Ribs in the Boys Room,
smoke Ribs in the boys room,
Teacher fill me up with your food
Everybody knows that smokin' Ribs is cool. 🎼 https://t.co/VovugQbLXe

[Denlesks @Denlesks]

@jimrome I know it's National Pizza Day but I don't eat nearly as much pizza as clones think I do. - Vince Meal

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

“I’m on my waaayyy, with my straw and spoon, home sweeet hooommee”

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Emergency crews are on the scene after a Tanker hauling thousands of gallons of liquid chocolate overturned

📌#Greene l #Tennessee

Emergency crews and Greene County first responders are actively working at the scene of a tanker truck accident involving thousands of gallons of liquid chocolate. The tanker overturned earlier today, creating a hazardous situation that required immediate attention. Troopers confirmed that the driver sustained serious injuries and was airlifted to the University of Tennessee Medical Center for treatment Cleanup efforts are underway to manage the large spill of liquid chocolate As a safety precaution, the affected stretch of road remains closed. The Tennessee Department of Transportation is on-site, working diligently to reroute traffic and minimize disruptions for commuters.

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@Violent_JMC @TwelveWood Gtfo here, i nailed that

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@TwelveWood And i thought i aged poorly

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@BlaiseInKC Kirstie and i talked kitchens.

https://t.co/hB207WRVxu

[Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley]

It looks like hell! LOL can't wait to blow out walls to make a proper awesome kitchen! https://t.co/0zB6uwDXdW

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

RIP Betty White

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

I just took a shit so aggressive that my I-Watch recorded it as a workout.

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@jimrome did you see the expansion draft yesterday? Sure does look like Shawn Blimp expanded.

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@Jacob_in_NorCal @boringbuildr @PoopmouthMcgee I don’t see a difference

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@DudespostingWs I did this too when I met my wife for the first time, but instead of playing the piano, I just used farts.

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

Mark the Nomad lights a scented candle as a courtesy after blowing up his family’s bathroom on Thanksgiving #NCUUU

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

45 attended a women’s college on a minority scholarship. #NCUUU

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@jimrome sandwiches choke me up. -M Cass

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@TheAcademy A girl named Debbie has relations with an entire city in Texas.

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@mtbdarin1 True story

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

When you let out an SBD fart beside your wife in public and then hide and watch strangers hold their noses and blame her.

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@mtbdarin1 @GoBucs_2020 Damn Covid.. I used to be able to sit belly up to a bar and order meals all day.. now, I have to use my phone to order take out 12 times a day. It doesn’t leave time for much else.

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

Made myself a lite dinner.

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

🎤”I’ll eat that for yooouuuu.. when candy canes start to pour.. I’ll eat that for yoooouuuu... like I’ve never eaten before”

[New York Post @nypost]

Matthew Perry grabs coffee in Malibu https://t.co/8AFPvrKdJO

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

@jimrome I lost my belt yesterday too, when it snapped after my 20th trip through the buffet. -Mangino

[Vince Meal @VinceMeal]

Ate some asparagus tonight, it smells like my pee just farted.