Vincent Volpe IV

Old people magnet

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

Twitter? More like Shitter.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Being too fat is a big problem, even for animals.

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

@BENZOTOOIE I don't think I've ever agreed with a tier list more.

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

Just met a guy named Chef Turtle

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

@RealEmirHan Tarantino is a cuck who doesn't understand even his own art. May he make 1000 more movies

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

@jacobinfante24 Funny that he uses the name of his own team when throwing around a homosexual epithet. Freudian perhaps...

[kit 🍋 @sourkrowt]

so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[Vivian @suchnerve]

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[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

@captaincaleb18 Everybody keeps letting the city/state off way too easy. This is as much Johnson/Pritzker's fault and I'd be willing to bet it's more on them than the team. Remember how the Illinois state house couldn't pass the budget in time for the senate to approve it? Illinois sucks.

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

I don’t know how George Lucas came up with the name ‘Poggle The Lesser’ but he’s 100% right, this guy SHOULD be named Poggle The Lesser

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

@GovPritzker You should pay for the new stadium out of pocket, fat fuck.

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

@TheGoblinnn The city fucked them Gobby. It's not their fault. Don't turn your back now when we're just getting good

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

The only cop concerned with real justice and they fire him...

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

@JeffDye One of your fans

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@benaveryisgood @JustinWhang I hate you

[Traveler @MilesTrav]

"We were frugal." Runs up the national debt to 39 trillion.

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

@sasimons He died and is remembered as the icon he was and everyone who knows your work hates you.

[Vincent Volpe IV @VincentVolpeIV]

@madzulp The secret is you use the tits and nose as iron sights and paint targets on your headboard.