Ally

I'm a mess but I also like to paint

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Sleep walking episode includes:
Finding clothes in wrong dresser.
Asking fiancé.
Fiancé did not put them there.
No memory I put them there.
Previous sleep walking endeavors.
Realizing sleep walking me put away laundry.
Realizing everything I’m missing is in his dresser.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Maybe it’s time to chill it on the weed I just watched a video about someone talking about airplanes and now I’m wondering every type of airplane I’ve ever been on, and then I’m thinking about how many airplanes there are, and then I’m thinking about how much metal it takes an-

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

I wish I could have a farm so I could spend all my days surrounded by animals, and make sure they feel loved everyday❤️

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

My lovely man doesn’t eat seafood like that but is making me an appetizer and a lovely dinner and came over with what he said was “a large appetizer”😭 y’all he made me a lb of cocktail shrimp😭😭 this is a dinner plate

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

A moment of silence for my right nipple piercing having to be taken out tonight due to rejection after ripping it two years ago. Pour one out for her.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

I feel with the rise of constant chat gbt I feel like courage the cowardly dog

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

@MistiDewdrop Awe I hope your tiny beetle lives its best life!!!! ❤️

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Life is crazy. Never expected to rescue a 70 lb tortoise, begin building a massive enclosure for the winter with my stepdad and fall in love with him, all within a month.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

@revjaydub_ @Turtle_Fluent He deserves happiness!!!

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

@Turtle_Fluent We believe he’s small for his age due to neglect from previous owners! He is an African sulcata tortoise and is aprox 30 years old. Hoping he grows as large as he’s suppose to, and lives a very happy life with us ❤️ we adore him!

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

I can’t finish anything I start

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Making little clay charcuterie magnets might be my new obsession

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

One like and I swear I’ll eat Moo’s foot

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

The veneer epidemic with people is killing me. Can anyone have interesting teeth anymore?

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

After working this 12 1/2 hour Mother’s Day bartending shift, I could say grace over this cocktail shrimp half ring and BOGO wine.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

My pedicure looks fab….. I never sold feet pics but……

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

When the next recession hits, can we start back up crappy shows like Tila Tequila, The Flavor of Love, Scare Tactics, 1000 ways to die etc

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

btw I painted this 🎨 w&w/o frame

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Girlhood is sitting in the bathroom while your bestfriend is showering and being on a group call bitching all together

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Life is great❤️ so glad I saw this shit through.