Vincent Wooding

[Stefan Rousseau @StefanRousseau]

Photo du Jour: Members of the press photograph a dead mouse caught by Larry the Downing St cat (left). By Stefan Rousseau/PA

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

New chick fil a billboard by my place just says “it’s giving chicken sandwich” sure man. Who gives a fuck anymore

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Watchout. I subscribed to ITV X agreed to pay £5 a month not see adverts. However their claim is very sneaky, instead of interrupting programmes with 3rd party commercial adverts .They interupt with promos of their own programmes. I think ofcom should investigate. @ITVX @ITV

[Brian Drake @DrakeFantasy]

If your company can’t keep Karl Ravech but has money for Stephen A. and McAfee, you’re doing it wrong.

[S. I. Rubinstein @si_rubinstein]

Ed Miliband in 2015: “I want David Cameron’s job”

[Vincent Wooding @VincentWooding]

Kier Starmer: 'my work here is done'

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[Lorcan🌹 @panamahatlover]

The Co-Operative party after joining a permanent electoral pact with Labour in 1927

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Ordering two beers at the bar instead of one

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Bank says I can't afford a £800 a month mortgage so I just pay my landlord £1200 a month and pay his mortgage instead.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

About Pete Hegseth’s talk about testosterone for service members … Rep Becca Balint (D-VT):

“There are so many people in this Administration that have some weird, intense homoerotic feelings toward men, while also being homophobic”…

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

Reform's view is that they should be free to abuse their political opponents in any terms they choose, but their political opponents should not be allowed to respond in kind. And they should just admit it, rather than keep making themselves look ridiculous like this.

[Raphael Dogg @raphaeldogg]

Executives at Italy's motorway operator have been given lengthy prison terms over the Morandi Bridge disaster, one sentenced to 11 years.

In the UK, none of those responsible for Grenfell has even lost a bonus.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

only 40 cinemas on Earth can project the Simpsons according to Christopher Nolan's true artistic vision

[Abraham @gomezilustra]

Las Malvinas son peruanas

[Patrick Wintour @patrickwintour]

UK aid is expected to fall by approximately £6.5 billion (42%) over four years, according to analysis of government spending plans by independent govt watchdog
In longstanding UK partner countries such as Kenya, Tanzania, Rwanda and Malawi, traditional aid programmes are being sharply reduced.
Humanitarian aid dominates in those countries that continue to receive direct support from the UK.
UK aid spending is expected to fall by around 42% – or £6.5 billion – from a record high in 2023 to a historic low in 2027-28, according to a report by the Independent Commission for Aid Impact (ICAI)
Not a legacy of which Starmer can be proud.

[Albannach @SaorAlbannach]

Any England fan that supports Spain on Sunday is insulting the memory of the 70,000 Englishmen who fell in the war against Hapsburg Spain between 1585-1604.

[Owen Arands @OwenArandz]

Accidentally the most dramatic camera work ever seen in the commons just now...

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

The landmark Hillsborough Law legislation has now been passed by MPs in the House of Commons.

We would like to reaffirm our enormous admiration, respect and appreciation for all those who have campaigned for the introduction of the Hillsborough Law. The 97, their families and survivors are forever in our thoughts.

🔗 https://t.co/9sNTJ6nLMn

[Belinduh Pyne @belinduhpyne]

When your Mum asks you to go for a walk to see if your new school shoes fit…