Vini Lala

Lame humour usually, crazy punch lines occasionally!!!

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

Arz kiya hai, gaur farmaiega!
Sarkar ne rachi he sadke banane me badi sazish..
Sarkar ne rachi hai sadke banane me badi sazish..
Chalo lagate hai unke g**d me maachis!!!

#Taliya ya #Galiya

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

@airvistara exactly knows how to make flight experience unpleasant for first timers (elderly people) by changing booked seats at the last minute! Never send your loved one's with @airvistara #NeverFlyVistara
#WorstAirliesEver
#NoRespect

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

@airvistara exactly knows how to make flight experience unpleasant for first timers (elderly people) by changing booked seats at the last minute! Never send your loved one's with @airvistara #NeverFlyVistara
#WorstAirliesEver
#NoRespect

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

Pehle Vini thi uske liye abhi KaMiNi ban gyi hu!

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

#SuicidePrevention
1-800-273-8255
Suicide prevention helpline India
9152987821
9820466726

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. #Mentalhealth

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

@vishy_vishal Main ekdum dhinchak!

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

@DrBpatel Ras nahi raha abhi

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

@TheHonestCon Why are such lyrics catchy though?

[Anita Lohia @AnitaLohia5]

Mam there is a WILL there is a WAY ! That shown in Vaccination task but No Will Shows in #pmcbankcrisis Why?17 months 108 deaths Plz RESOLVE #PMCBankCrisis immediately!
@nsitharaman @ianuragthakur @FinMinIndia @PMOIndia @DasShaktikanta @RBI @EconomicTimes @bsindia @FT @htTweets

[Anita Lohia @AnitaLohia5]

@nsitharaman @ianuragthakur @PMOIndia @FinMinIndia @DFS_India @timesofindia @EconomicTimes @ABPNews
Mam 7 years task completed in 10 months Indians r able to make Vaccines Wow great! But 7 days task is not completed in 17 months 109 deaths??#pmcbankcrisis
@RBI @DasShaktikanta

[TROUBLESHOOTER @chandpanjesha]

@ViniYLala @urbancompany_UC Urbancompany :

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

@UC_Assist I have already updared alternate number. Please check your DM for it.

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

Disappointed with @urbancompany_UC After multiple complaints since past 6 months, i havent recieved any calls or follow up regarding a service done in past.

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

I am a typical indian girl.
When ever i get alone time, i go to sleep and set my doors so that if I hear anyone close i can act as if i was awake all this while

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

@_iYoungLord Het the sarcasm bruh!

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

I am from Karachi, India.

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

@DeHaTiGuY Bus sirf usko q? Uske president ke sath bhi ping pong khelte he.

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

Random guy's DM: DP me angaar lag rahe ho.
Me: jal ke mar q nahi jata bhosdike?
#Creeps

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

Patience level increase karne ki ninja technique:
Spotify ke free version pe music sunna.

[Vini Lala @ViniYLala]

KarAlia?

[suspended @twtuser00001]

Alia Johar 🤔