Big Wu-Tang Poodle Energy

This profile is a gender free zone. All genders will be destroyed on sight. SW-3502-1719-9405 @bleatmeat is my marshmallow
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My favorite drink: vinegar

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@itsVanAken Line stopped going up.

Line. Must. Go up.

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@GreyratLuks @itsjustlamy @Mangalawyer She literally is the most generic thing I've ever fucking seen in that japanese image.

Literally every cute 'japanese girl' ever.

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@LavenderGhast Yeah, because there's an entire level that's a literal comedy sketch from the 1940's in terms of how it's handled.
Like, maybe don't have a level where you fight enemies that chuck spears at you surrounded by mudhuts. That's not like, a high bar to clear, here.

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@JeanGen09181213 You realize the first Mr Terrific was white, right?

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@GirlSwirler Roughly one months worth.

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@BitsHammer Uuuuuuurgh, that third one is gonna get me to buy the box.

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@snufkinisgay @BitsHammer And some of those names, for reasons completely alien to me, overlap? You better believe my ass would be changing them. I'm not russian, and I shouldn't be held to the standard of knowing how all russian names work to read a damned book.

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@snufkinisgay @BitsHammer Me on my way to play a korean visual novel where half of the casts names begin with 'dong' desperately trying not to get confused.

Like, I'm sure it works a lot better if you, say, know Russian, but in a cast of 50 characters where they all have at least three, up to five names-

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@CerberusXt "Find me someone who believes that friendship is a rejection of love and I'll show you someone who's lovers never quite fill the void in their heart."

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If I see anyone post about Stellar Blade that isn't talking about the gameplay, I'm blocking you. You're cringe. Talk about the game or go away.

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"Without players consent"

What

you're not a fucking shareholder in either Shift Up or Sony, the system in which Sony operates means they don't need it, and moreover, asking for it would be both bizarre and likely an infraction against said shareholders.

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@Delanthibs7798 @BitsHammer what gay sex scene

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@dr_fatass @Azurika_ @CerberusXt Why would you pretend to advocate for pedophiles openly if you didn't want to be associated with them?
Are you fucking stupid?

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I've never once been put off of a game so thoroughly because of literally every ounce of communication surrounding it as I have Stellar Blade. It is actually insane.

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@LavenderGhast You know why they're saying you're upset? Because instead of grabbing the game and going 'Damn this is fun', my timeline is full of 'why doesn't the protagonist have a cameltoe? I'm refunding.'

At a certain stage, you're just pornbrained. Buy porn games.

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@MorgluxiaXII Why is Haggar on here twice?

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@YOG3NSHA Lmao. No way ya'll are just like 'I bought the game because I'm too lame to watch porn' unironically.
Loser behavior.

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@kitten_beloved There are roughly 3 books sold per person in the united states every year. Anywhere between 750 million and 900 million.
The thing is that there's a ton of fucking books.

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@ninjagato465 @PirateSoftware Snowplows usually end up damaging mailboxes because they cannot see them. They are covered in snow.