Jess Visser

from PEI ✈️WPG. Science Nerd, Hockey fanatic, TV Addict.

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@DARRINandstuff This was supposed to say not that horribly offensive

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@DARRINandstuff I watched John Tucker must Die on a plane the other day and tbh, still a banger and mostly like horribly offensive like many 2000s teen comedies.

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@cityofwinnipeg Hello, it’s between Warde@De La Seigneurie and Warde@Evelyn Reese. Along the Fraipoint Park, approximately where I’ve highlighted on this photo.

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@cityofwinnipeg what’s with this sidewalk clearing? Why does it stop 75% of the way down the street? On Warde Avenue I’m Bonavista.

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@StarbucksCanada why is there no eggnog this year?! 😭😭😭

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@cityofwinnipeg there has been a gravel pile blocking one lane of our street for weeks. There are no flags or markers and people keep hitting it with their cars. Can you do something about it??

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@GenstarCanada why is our community landscaping happening at 9-10PM ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT? people and children are trying to sleep… @cityofwinnipeg

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

- Allegedly deflate footballs: 4 games
- Gamble $1500 on games you aren't playing in: entire season

- KO your wife in an elevator: 2 games
- Get accused by THIRTY different women of sexual assault: 6 games

NFL suspensions are a fucking joke.

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@MartyOB57 @BobWeeksTSN Last year I made an account on their website so I could watch live, and since I had an account I decided to enter the ticket lottery for the 150th. And now I’m in Scotland at St. Andrews. Worth getting a few promo emails 😂

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@kimbymarriage @Travon Witnessed while boarding a flight a few years ago. Nearly puked.

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@carolineandbob @revdirtyjerry @ElyKreimendahl But when/if you can get away together and not be distracted by life/kids you realize/remember how to have fun and enjoy your time with each other. And then it’s almost like it’s new again because it’s a rarity. At least in my experience

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@carolineandbob @revdirtyjerry @ElyKreimendahl Here’s the thing: it’s easy to think you’re not happy in your relationship when a)it’s not new anymore and b) you have kids that suck up all your time and attention and you have nothing left for fun or your spouse, and you bicker about dumb shit cause you’re exhausted 1/2

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my therapist was like "it seems like you push away people who try to help you" and it's like, okay, first of all, you're fired

[Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 @KimberlyDinaro]

My first landlord was murdered and my new landlord is potentially kicking us all out by selling my building...which is all incredibly stressful because there's just no way I'm going to get away with it twice

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

my therapist told me i was a perfectionist and i told her that can’t be true because if i was i would be more successful and then we just kind of sat in silence for a minute and pondered what i had said

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@DOB_INC This fancy twisty cinnamon pecan bread I make is a delight. Or my husbands focaccia is out of this world.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Christ is Risen, I agree, but some of you folks don't seem to understand what that means despite crosses in your bio. Christ was quite clear in his instructions: tend to the sick, house the unhoused, feed the hungry, be wary of wealth, reserve judgment and love and love and love.

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Holy shit what kind of response is this??

[Jess Visser @VisserJessica]

@BobWeeksTSN Hope to meet you heading to/from The Open! This Canadian is very excited for my first golf tourney experience to be at St. Andrews.