Machete Movie

The last Mexican you want to f#@k with.

[Machete Movie @VivaMachete]

If you're at Comic-Con, Fox is about to show a first look at #InTime. If not, you can see it here: http://t.co/3Pk4jap Viva Machete!

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Should the Viva Machete Award ( VMA ) for sexiest female you better not f*ck with go to Jesscia A. or Michelle R.? - www.vivamachete.com

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#IReallyMiss the days when men were men and didn't wear womens/skinny jeans - www.vivamachete.com

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Is up and ready to finish the weekend by chopping heads and putting mother f*ckers in the redzone - www.vivamachete.com

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Today seems like a good day to roll some mother f*ckers and chop some heads. #Machete Now Playing in Theaters - www.vivamachete.com

[Martha @Marthapao]

Machete: hilarious bloody awesomeness!!! @VivaMachete

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

saw Machete. it wasnt mashitty. so that joke is useless. but spoiler alert: he not afraid to use this 'machete'. cue intestines flying

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REVIEW: Machete ( Written by alex1176 ) http://ow.ly/18XQMZ

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#songsiwillnevergettiredof Cypress Hill, Here Is Something You Can't Understand - send #Machete a reply with the rest - www.vivamachete.com

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See why Michelle Rodriguez can make jeans, lingerie and an eye patch look sexy! - http://bit.ly/b1eFjo - #Machete Now Playing in Theaters

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Jessica Alba aint no fashion primadonna watch her get mid evil with a pair of heels. http://bit.ly/b3457o - #Machete Now Playing

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#Machete dont care what #CanBeFoundAtWalmart unless u can get a chopper w/ a gattling gun there. Now Playing in Theaters www.vivamachete.com

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#Machete is going 2 start tonight with some José Cuervo & then send some f*ckers to the afterlife by chopping heads - www.vivamachete.com

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Check out this exclusive "Rogue on Rogue" interview with Korn guitarist Munky and #Machete star Michelle Rodriguez. http://bit.ly/9iPQki

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#Machete is not allowed to attend #nyfw. Security found 10 machete's in his jacket. Now Playing in Theaters - www.vivamachete.com

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#attheendoftheday #Machete is still the last Mexican you don't want to F*ck with. Now Playing in Theaters - www.vivamachete.com

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#Machete dont take #GhettoCollegeCourses #Machete went to the school of hard knocks - Now Playing in Theaters - www.vivamachete.com

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Anyone else ready to kickoff tonight with tequila and then go chop some heads? - #Machete Now Playing in Theaters - http://bit.ly/9bS4xa

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#Machete ain't no saint but at least I have a padre watching my back with his two sawed offs - Now Playing in Theaters - www.vivamachete.com

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#Machete doesn't hang with girls that have #fatstrippernames - Now Playing in Theaters - www.vivamachete.com