Hey @discoveryplus, wanna know what show I’ll NEVER watch because you annoyed me so badly making every commercial on every show on prime about it? Unsellable houses. Jesus Christ.
Step 1. Obtain 50,000 inflatable “love” dolls. Step 2. Fill them all with helium. Step 3. Release them and watch all the Christians freak out thinking they missed the rapture. #lifegoals
@mariana057 Quick! Someone alert the press! Someone get on the horn and let Fox News, CNN, MSNBC and the BBC know! Don’t forget to alert the president, it’s going down!!!
@JeffBezos last night 2 Amazon employees were killed when part of the building collapsed in Edwardsville, IL. Will you commit to helping pay for funeral expenses? #Tornado#Edwardsville