Vlad

My parents gave me a guys name, but I am 100% woman.

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

This Is The Craziest Game Show You've EVER Seen . . . OMG!! https://t.co/7TISUV3tQZ

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

Anonymous Declared War on ISIS � And Now ISIS Is Hitting Back https://t.co/wgNwVdCGKD

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

Gee It Was Only A Matter Of Time! At Only 17 Years Old, Jaden Smith Announces That He Is... https://t.co/0I21ivpcOz

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

[Nonnan @nonnanagel]

This Is The Craziest Game Show You've EVER Seen . . . OMG!! https://t.co/OSiP17Q7EJ

[Slightly Funny @FunnySlightly]

5 New Doggy-Style Sex Positions To Try Tonight https://t.co/fbG6l9DHHm

[The Best One Liners @TheRoyalTW]

A Husband Divorced His Wife After Looking Closer At This Photo He Took Of Her https://t.co/Kr1qrl6cEE

[Lol at you. @AtyouLol]

Smart Phones, Dumb People! 7 Cheaters Caught Red-Handed! https://t.co/koLKxqRTET

[Lol at you. @AtyouLol]

Tragic O.J. Simpson News. We're Heartbroken To Report That At 68 Years Old, The Father Of 5 Has... https://t.co/mxmV1ayhlH

[Penelope @penelopebigone]

Guy Quickly Regrets One Night Stand After Girl Says �Faster, Harder�. (5 Photos) https://t.co/YW8dmOSt7i

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

[Not a Hot Girl @HeyKindaHotty]

This Is The Craziest Game Show You've EVER Seen . . . OMG!! https://t.co/zLGVTktADm

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

Strangers have the best candy.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

FYI : if you have a bunch of https://t.co/vUfaxsGCDs tweets on your TL, I will know you're a bot and I will not follow you back.

[Vlad @VladLovesPizza]

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

[Yellow Hat Comedian @drmaengyi]

Tragic O.J. Simpson News. We're Heartbroken To Report That At 68 Years Old, The Father Of 5 Has...

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