Lisa, Duchess of Netflix

movies. music. cats. pistachios. laughter.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

My default setting is 'disappointed'.

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i love how cats catching bugs is they act like they personally defended the household from an ancient evil

[Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy]

I miss OG twitter

Like this tweet if you're one of the originals on here

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

@SunflowerGpsy Been here since 2009. I just followed you.

[Uptown Schmuck @SchmuckOnAHorse]

So it turns out that Passion of the Christ is not a great date movie. Lesson learned.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

If it looks like a brain, it's good for your brain (e.g., cauliflower, walnuts, other brains).

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

Five beeps is too many beeps, microwave.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Has anyone ever had a stronger start on this app?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I've actually come to the conclusion that the sole purpose of homework is to condition children into accepting that unpaid overtime and ridiculous hours and not even being able to escape work even in your own home are a normal things to expect in their future.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

A snooze button, but for when someone is telling you a boring story

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

@_Always_around_ Everything is getting so expensive here and none of the jobs pay good money. Minimum wage *finally* hits $15 /hr. in September.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

I found out this morning that my rent is going up, starting next month. I don't think this is fair, since my income didn't go up.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

@OfficeofSteve @HunterBiden @Kenn321705 😏

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

@HunterBiden @OfficeofSteve @Kenn321705 I have. 😂

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-A-Bear.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

@coolmathgame_ @corts__world That's how you know it's good horror!

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

@HunterBiden @JaulaDePerreo You just gave me the laugh I needed today, so thank you!

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Have you had to interact with other humans against your will today? You might be entitled to compensation