Gandalf The Grey

local wizard•professional noticer•pagan larper

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

Women when you tell them you wanna marry them instead of using them as cum dumpsters and abusing them

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

How it feels being a sensitive young man in this modern world

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@thedimitri it’s shame they don’t allow foreigners😢

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@feralmanlet @KikuriArmpitSex that just doesn’t work for ND guys though

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@Mankosmash @thedimitri do these kinds of places allow foreigners?

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@unobtrusive_iF this is what they took from us

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@holar_rasaq @kenki_kids

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@HeEatPeople @1866DHS2ICE @royalserf it just means we like hitler, old man

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

https://t.co/dCBeGOhObt

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

holy shit

researchers in china just made old monkeys young again.
they injected stem cells engineered with a single genetic edit and they
restored memory, reversed brain shrinkage and bone loss, rejuvenated half of all tissues, and wiped out senescent cells

a systemic rollback of aging.
you have no idea how good things are going to get

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Mossad and Israel works day and night ensuring that i do not have this

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@weeb_head_yabai

[Javi (The Cooked One) @Javi2Dual]

@ShitpostRock

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@theway69420 @ShitpostRock how dare we sick and twisted individuals want something so heinous

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@FGontheset @ShitpostRock same man

[Gandalf The Grey @VltixtheGrey]

@ShitpostRock