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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to each their own

[v @Vmorhac]

If karma doesn’t hit you I fucking will

[v @Vmorhac]

Don’t waste my fucking time or energy

[v @Vmorhac]

Does anyone else’s dad do a super loud like reverse burp thing??

[Elle Mills @millselle]

Reply (2022) - My Directorial Debut - Official Trailer

Starring: Ciara Riley Wilson. Ava Capri. Corey Fogelmanis.

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I relate to CBD because I too am expensive and don't do anything

[shxnCDJ @shxnnicedj]

I just carried 4 pints to someone’s table and the geezer goes wheres the other 3??? Like I’m an octopus or summin, I’m hiding them in my pussy mate gis a sec I’ll get em out for u

[v @Vmorhac]

Where are my boobs

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Elle Mills @millselle]

mrs. kipling who?

[Joy @__abena]

I really want a full body scan from my brain to my toe just make sure I’m ok

[𓆌 @swordgirlfriend]

wish i was sitting in a big tea cup smoking a blunt w the girls

[Steve Howey @stevehowey]

Goodbye...

[Hannah Thomasy, PhD @HannahThomasy]

It's wild that everyone is freaking out about the AZ vaccine causing blood clots (1 in 250,000 chance) and no one bats an eye at birth control having a ONE IN A THOUSAND risk of blood clots.

[Ty 🇯🇲✨ @Tyreeck_112]

“Don’t cry it’s just a movie”
The movie:

[prince ☆ @Guiltysadist1]

I wanna smoke with king julien from Madagascar

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard