Thot Garfunkel

The large man you see walking the small dog

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Dude just walked in and said his name was ZANDREW

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@gaynick_ Yes do it

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@okaypompeii It’s like a woman’s ass but all crAyayZy

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@theduskykitchen Make me a bagel but make it 30$

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@scotmaupin Any mob movie or corporate thriller

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@LeftyWinter How are they still counting lmfao

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@archer_rs Made me gay but still kicking

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@marg1nal Schrödinger’s playlist

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@arne__ness Lonesome stomp-clap west

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@Liamjsm Lmfao shut the fuck uppooooo

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@bo_austin_ I didn’t know anyone was saying any of that and everyone is wrong

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@RMBRTHETlME Saying something with a Chinese accent and scaring yourself

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@BjorkBrodern

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@BnzSales Don’t tread on my hole

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@owenbroadcast Just a fan of reactionary iconography

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@MorePerfectUS TLDR: If you work for alphabet, in any capacity, you should stream the dumbest flat earth videos all night long

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@catherine_6907 90 degree pitch on that ladder

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@BoringBiz_ This situation is not sustainable, there will be other opportunities

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@SmasherIsEma Taking this opportunity to talk about the preserving power of sugar

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@achillghost First off , Europeans are the ones who eat sausages out of jars

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@mldiffley I got my first job freshman year lol