Rosie Vogel

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

I've just realised that at some point over the weekend I singed off half of my eyelashes on one eye. #cool

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Strictly not drinking in January, except for:
1. Beer and wine
2. At weekends (including Thursdays)
3. In pubs
4. When bored

[Telegraph Fashion @TeleFashion]

A long time coming but @missjourdandunn is the first solo black model to appear on @BritishVogue cover for 12 years: http://t.co/e9UyhvVdLx

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

Has anyone read anything brilliant recently they want to share with me? Be advised my taste ranges from Salman Rushdie to Jilly Cooper.

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

I have just been informed that apparently at Claridges the barmen operate an official "three martini" rule. I've had two. 🍸🍸#claridges

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

Just got served in the post office by a dead ringer for Desmond Tutu. #fulham

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

Morning coffee in my favourite mug (featuring me, tcglondon and @verityparker18) #poorunfortunatesouls) http://t.co/qBTBZVlkiE

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

Somehow I've become the kind of person who takes their own bags to the supermarket. Has anyone seen my lost youth lying around anywhere?

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

Just realised I've come to work dressed as k.d. lang

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

Highlights include: her getting tangled in a skipping rope, and snogging herself

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

My obsession with Mel B's new video has really gotten out of control

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

Hot off the press- one of my all time favourites elizacummingsofficial looking 🔥🔥🔥 as always for… http://t.co/ZbbGDO5BJi

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

I am unbelievably excited about the fact that Gogglebox starts again tonight. @MatthewEades and I hope to become Steph and Dom one day.

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

I was unprepared for the unbearable pain of watching The Great British Bake Off while on a pre-wedding diet.

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

“@RuPaul: My dental hygienist has gotten so increasingly rough with me that I think we need to establish a "safe word"” Amen to that sister

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

@bybellazine after my brothers wedding I ate a whole ham that was meant for lunch the next day- they found the carcass wearing my hat

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

Can anyone recommend a good place to get tote bags printed in London? Suggestions gratefully received...

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

Unable to hide my contempt for people at the gym who insist on taking 2 towels despite the polite "1 towel policy" notice @SoVeryBritish

[Rosie Vogel @Voguester]

@HannaHanra or worse: teabag on clean surface. Or dirty surface. Or indeed anywhere that isn't the bin for that matter.