Dan Sharfin

Voice Over Talent, Parody Song Maker, Creative Partner - Axiom Innovations, Hook 'Em Horns

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

I made my first Panthers song!

Sweet Bob O' Mine

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

Giannis gets traded to Miami, LeBron signs as a FA as long as the Heat take Bronny on so the Heat can help him get good.

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

I thought LaOne Ball was what the French called Lance Armstrong.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LaMelo Ball and Ana Montana have welcomed a new son into the world named LaOne ❤️

Congrats to them 🙏

(h/t @HornetsReddit )

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

Who called this an escalator and not Schindler’s Lifts?

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

@ChefTrillie https://t.co/3gPGX2SAzr

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

Miami getting rewarded for the anti-tank with the #1 pick

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

@Hoopss Herro?

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

Shockingly he never got fired for being wrong and having shitty opinions about literally everything he talked about for years before this.

[Captain Caleb @captaincaleb18]

Wow Simms got fired for telling the truth

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Mocking of Christ, by Cimabue, 1280 (flipped), 📸 by @albello55

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets https://t.co/uQDijWsxV0

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

Couldn’t have happened to a shittier bunch of dickheads

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The Hornets are the first team in NBA history to:

make fewer than 30 FG
miss 30 or more threes
commit 30 or more fouls
lose by 30 or more points

...all in the same game (regular season, playoffs or play-in).

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

Miami getting rewarded for the anti-tank with the #1 pick

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

LMMFAO technical difficulties

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

@NekiasNBA I had a 14 year old do this to me at a park like 10 years ago

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

People are saying the boots have heels but let’s be honest, it’s cause she’s got hair.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Cameron Brink linked up with LeBron ahead of Suns-Lakers 🏀

(📸: @NBA)

[Julian Baron @JulianTBaron]

MLB owners: we need to appeal to young people

Rob Manfred:

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

@Sean_Deere @marcusv34 @PolymarketSport Also the team makes significantly less money when they lose.

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

@RageAgainstTwit @LeBatardShow All time banger

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

Gas is fucking $5.10 a gallon.

Thanks Biden!!

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

@FrynCryinFriars @Marlins Please don’t respond to this. It’s ok to be miserable. I’m not trying to be miserable or really to engage with a miserable person.

[Dan Sharfin @VoiceOverDan]

@FrynCryinFriars @Marlins Lmao on the grammar! Crazy burn, bro! (Used the comma there, thanks for the lesson!!)

It’s cool. It’s your fault he got shelled.

You giving up on Skenes this year already, too?